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both bastille and hozier have really nailed the whole “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh

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underrated john mulaney quotes:

“he never forgets a bitch ever”

“…and he was almost impressed!”

“because we’re delta airlines / and life is a fucking nightmare”

“SCATTER!!!!!!!!”

“…which is some racist-ass bullshit, but also incredibly well coordinated for a group of thirteen year olds”

“i’m a little fat girl”

“the best thing about that was that after that, cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a 100-year-old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie, instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best”

“and i was the ONE pre-y2k asshole going ‘and also with you!’”

“Don’t you have to do a shift at school tomorrow?” *drinking like it’s the end of the world* “Ehhhh, I’ll just show a video.” “That’s why teachers show videos?!”

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me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!

me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………

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Rami Malek for Mr Porter.

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mrbroadway

are you saying you wouldn’t fuck the gorilla puppet??

i will fuck a 2,000 pound gorilla puppet six ways to sunday eight shows a week. how dare you

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another day ushering at King Kong the Musical. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the gorilla puppet. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

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why was someone always screaming for the background vocals for abba. who was it. who was screaming.

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who was screaming

boyzoo

Chris Pine of TNT’s “One Day She’ll Darken” at Turner Upfront 2018

ntn-l5y

Some questions:

- Why aren’t we talking about this outfit

- Where are the full body pics?

- What shoes is he wearing?

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K

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Rami Malek promoting his upcoming film, Bohemian Rhapsody, with guest Chris Pine on the Graham Norton Show.

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WHAT IS HAPPENING AND AM I DREAMING AND WHY ARENT I THERE???

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Chris Pine Mastered The Scottish Accent on Outlaw King

ntn-l5y

I’m sorry but is this LITERALLY a wet dream of mine so thank you graham norton?!???

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Steve² 👌

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One time I was at the dinner table when I was like 6, cause I had to be…

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tv networks: i just don’t know :/ if we can afford :/ to give brooklyn 99 :/ another season u guys :///

also tv networks: hooty hoo supernatural 14th season :)

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i mean, as much as I hate B99 getting the can…..I highly doubt the CW’s decisions have any impact whatsoever on what gets renewed at Fox.

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Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

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“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

vampiricyoshi

I felt compelled

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Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered

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