you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

if you're a morally dubious man on tv what you're going to want to do is go look at your kids while they're sleeping. then drive your car somewhere

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little

any day now folks

this could be big

Pure genius on display here, lads.

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

It's over, I can detect your moves the moment you finish doing them

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

I wear your granddad's clothes

I look your granddad's clothes

I'm in your granddad's clothes

From that thrift shop: Granddad's Clothes