"This means war, my love."

here’s this dumb bitch again

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

I never understood the thigh gap thing everyone has a thigh gap if youre fucking stance is wide enough 

But they’re talking about a thigh gap when your legs are together

The Fuck Who would wanna date someone who isnt in a power stance all the time

Power stancer chiming in, my love life is essentially a desolate wasteland.

My goodness

I’ll sooner take advice from a garbage can than from a bunch of thots

Hey hey, know thy enemy and learn their tactics. Information is almost always the best weapon.

You know these hoes are going to have relationship problems in the future, especially the first one. And I’m sure as hell she’ll be pressed when her boyfriend cheats on her.

I mean whatever, people can thot around if they want but at least find someone who’s cool with it. There are plenty of guys that are into open relationships. Cheating on someone who’s committed to you and thinks you’re in a monogamous relationship is nothing to be proud of. 

Or y’know, don’t ever let anyone say that a thing such as “male inability to understand consent” actually exists. There are some people, both men and women, who do not understand or care about consent, but they are not the majority and, as I’ve already stated, are not at all just men.

my s/o is cute and talented rb if ur s/o is cute and talented

i am my own s/o. i am mighty fine. talented im working on tho.

appreciation post for everyone whos ever talked to me bc im annoying and dumb

LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily.  Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

Words of wisdom!

@succ-my-byuns

I should probly paint sometime soon

fyi theres a twitch stream where they run bob ross on a semi-regular basis !

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website