NSFW and... other stuff

it should be 100% legal to go in abandoned buildings. like nobody is using it for anything why can't i go in

Isn't this how you get murdered?

no. it's how you get poisoned by mold or crushed by broken floorboards or whatever but there aren't murderers just hanging out in every abandoned building like cockroaches

lol imagine if serial killers just spawned from abandoned buildings 

They do, but they get poisoned by mold or crushed by broken floorboards or whatever before they can serial kill anyone

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

Harrowing: someone in your Fandom just made an innocuous and harmless post that nonetheless betrays a deep misunderstanding of the character and the character's narrative purpose and you just have to sit there and let them be wrong lest you be an asshole

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

youve taken the time to learn my attack patterns? what are you, gay?

After browsing a few blogs, I've come to the conclusion that nobody is more creative about sex than asexuals, like do y'all just make sex cooler bc u don't care about it or what

bored ace artists depicting sex: I think this sex scene would be interesting if it involved a 100-ft tall eldritch being and a sex swing :)

Bodies aren't exciting so we have to jazz it up until it's worth reading

guy who does a cost benefit analysis that concludes killing the ceo is the most profitable opinion

There's something kinda sexy about a character that is willing to die to drag their opponent to hell with them idk its just mwah. Chef kiss. I will kill us both, I don't give a shit, as long as it means ending you. Perfect