Completed in 2026: Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! (SNES)
This is a platform game in which Dixie Kong has to drag a Baby, that is also Large, around a series of dangerous levels to...actually I'm not sure. I'm off to the Wikipedia to check on the story.
...okay, I'm back. The story is insane and doesn't matter. It's an excuse to jump and collect bananas in a bunch of new themed areas. I got this game for Christmas in 1996 and I could not have been more excited at the time, being a huge fan of the previous games in the trilogy. At the time I enjoyed it, but I've never seriously tried to finish it again in the 30 years since its release.
Gosh, 30 years. Huh. Just gonna...just gonna sit with that for a minute.













