mantra for when i'm pissed at an airport: at least it's not logan
mantra for when i'm pissed on the train: at least it's not the boston red line
mantra for when i'm pissed on the bus: at least it's not the boston silver line
mantra for when i get yelled at on the street: at least it's not boston drunk men
Mantra for when I’m on the red line: Hey at least I’m not on. the green line
Mantra for when I’m on the green line: Hey at least I’m not on the mattapan trolley
Mantra for when I’m on the mattapan trolley: God you’re so sexy baby. all your haters are miserable bitches. You go as slow as you like

















