Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Imagine your OTP being enemies and getting into a fist fight/wrestling match/etc. Person A scratches down Person Bâs back, eliciting an embarrassing, muffled moan. To get back at them, B yanks on Aâs hair, receiving the same response. How this situation ends is up to you.
Hello! your blog is fun, someone who loves bottom!kai like me ;) what fictions are you enjoying lately?
Thank you I try ;p. Soooo when you asked me this I immediately thought of these so I hope you enjoy them as much as I do. (on a srs note: I really miss bottomnini she was such a great writer Ill miss her. She was my absolute fav. :â()
Exo mans the starship (named the MWES Luâxion EXO-1209)
With captain Wu Yi Fan!! who is probably only captain bc he Gets!!! Shit!!! Done!!!! and also bc he has a very good poker face but in actuality Kris is just a big softie and cried when he watched the titanic and stares into the distance pensively on a regular basis so people thing heâs In Deep Thought (tm) when heâs just thinkin about anime or somethin idk
First Lt. Science officer Suho is kinda like spock in that heâs always trying to be logical but also not spock at all in that heâs everyoneâs mom and cries when people talk shit about him (so everyone tries not to say mean things about suho bc heâs that bitch that will confront you passive aggressively over coffee and bee like âIâve heard that u feel as though ___ and i was wondering what I could do to make things better for uâ etc and make u feel bad for even being upset bc he takes all the blame onto himself like :cccc and so everyone is protective of suho mama and glares at everyone who talks shit)
Second Lt. Science officer Park specializing in advanced weaponry!! Park always walks around with his lil clipboard and nonprescription glasses with the tape on the nose part, and his hair is in that ridiculous perm that he had and basically he likes making things blow up so he was like âhey weapons specialist gets to test weapons and blow things up!!!â and so he went thougha TON of sciency school stuff just to watch explosions but he ended up being super good at his job and is honsetly lowkey probably one of the smartest people onboard
Dr. âLayâ Yixing is of course the medical doctor, and heâs just a chill, fun-loving guy, so everyone likes to be around him and s o m e people (cough cough) get injured on purpose just so that they can hang around him and stuff and listen to him play lil things on his guitar like uwu and also heâs also everyoneâs therapist like if u have a problem Lay is ur guy because heâs so good at listening and makes you feel valid in your opinions and really cares about u and stuff uwu
Chief engineer Lt. Cmdr. âD.O.â Kyungsoo is, while squishy in appearance, part Klingon (even though he looks totally human heâs super badass and so heâs got this low and smooth voice in human language but when he speaks Klingon itâs like TERRIFYING and exo members are like :<<< but they still love him because when he wants to he can be v e r y persuasive and stuff uwu and tbh half the crew had a crush on him at one point bc heâs just very quiet and tsundere
Ensign Byun Baekhyun is always following kyungsoo around because of his job to learn from him but when he isnât following Kyungsoo heâs following crewmate Taeyeon around because heâs lowkey (HIGHKEY) had a huge crush on her forever and Taeyeon has a tail bc sheâs not from earth or somethin and Baek DEF has a cat fetish or somthing weird lol but ANYWAYS Baek and Chanyeol are of course the trouble makers aboard the ship and will play âNever Gonna Give U Upâ over the intercom to screw with Yifan bc it gets stuck in his head easily
Communications officer Lt. Kim Minseok is the hottest man on board!!!! and regularly strips after drinking vodka!!! but crewmate Luhan keeps him in line ^^ Minseok is human but was raised in an earthian colony on a planet near the edge of the milky way and so heâs seen all sorts of stuff, so heâs the most chill about different customs and so sometimes human stuff is just ??? to him because âwhy r u guys so uncomfortable around penises and stuff literally what is so bad about penises i have never seen this level of immaturity in grown men where i come fromâ and so sometimes he just says âpenisâ just to watch them blush and to mess with them
Helmsman/Pilot Lt. Kim Jongin is just the cutest lil boo because heâs a pilot and he loves to fly and stuff but heâs such a lil shy baby!!!! like he flinches a lot and is easily surprised and blinks more than necessary and if you push him too much he will cry but heâs got such a pure and innocent soul that the guys keep him around also heâs unnaturally good under pressure and so when they need him to get them the f u ck out of somewhere heâs legit so good at just flying and getting them where they need to be in little to no time so
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
For anyone interested, consider the game Slap or Kiss. We played this game so many times senior year of college, I donât know why our drunk selves were so obsessed with slapping and kissing each other. Itâs exactly what it sounds like:
1. You spin the bottle. Whoever it lands on will either have to slap or kiss you.
2. You, the spinner, leave the room. Everyone else gets to vote on whether you will get slapped or kiss. Majority wins, the person who the bottle landed on doesnât get a vote.
3. When itâs decided, youâre called back in for the surprise Slap or Kiss, and everyone watches with anticipation because they all know and you have no idea and i love it
Bonus: Combine it with Truth or Dare. If you donât like the Truth or Dare you got, you can choose to do Slap or Kiss instead.
Author: masonjar88
Genre: Romance
Rating:Â M
Summary:
It was silly, Jongin knew, to think the friendship heâd had with Taemin was something that could be forgotten. But eight years apart was a long time compared to the two years they had together.
Jonginâs phone buzzed, alerting him it was time to go. A nervous excitement flooded his veins and he smiled, biting his lip.
He was going to see SHINee. Live. In concert.
It would be the closest heâd been to Taemin since they were kids.
Jungah goes looking for Taeyeon when she suddenly disappears during a beach party at a camp with their friends. Taeyeon had been waiting for Jungah to go after her.
Itâs too hard to keep his eyes closed, when everything feels so good, and he sees things he shouldnât, things that only make it more obvious experimenting was just an easier way to say I want you. Â Jongin keeps looking at his lips like he wants to kiss him. Â His eyes are half-lidded, focused on every twitch of his mouth, and he keeps chewing his own lip, mind somewhere far off in possibilities.Â
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
the last taekai you posted is so good *0* its so rare to find fics with tribbing or squirting... do you have any other faves with it? (im sorry, getting these messages must be so annoying to you :/)
hi! it is pretty good huh and i have a huge soft spot for taekai and it makes me mad how there are next to none fem!taekai fics /sigh
donât worry, these messages are not annoying at all! so donât worry <3 iâll share a few fics containing tribbing or squirting that i particularly like~ hope you enjoy them!
Gold Star (scissoring, but i think it counts?; fem!XiuHan)
Unlined and Electric (grinding and fave forever omg; fem!SeKai)
Too Dirty To Clean My Act Up (grinding against pelvis but itâs so good *sobs*;Â fem!BaekYeol)
Meanwhile (the grinding is minimal but itâs still there and the whole fic is awesome; fem!HunHan)
For All That You Are (squirting one of my ultimate faves omg itâs so good!! itâs a threeshot btw; fem!BaekSoo)
No More Hot-Headed Saturdays (squirting and so so so hot? i love it; het!KrisYeol)
Crushcrushcrush (squirting + public sex + top!Soo like what else can anyone ask for?;Â Â fem!KaiSoo)
these are all i can think of at the top of my head⌠you can try looking at the squirting tag if you want! and maybe one of these days iâll get around to tag all the fics that have tribbing/grinding/etc orz  enjoy~ â¤
Taemin grins as he goes to sit next to his newest friend, not caring in that moment that this was his Gryffindor-Slytherin potions class with his Head of House, and he would probably get a lot of shit for sitting with a Gryffindor instead of a Slytherin.
âHey, Jongin.â Taemin mumbles, and the other first year smiles nervously.
disgustingly cute domestic scenes to imagine your otp in:
getting slightly too drunk in the middle of the afternoon and slow dancing to dumb cheesy old music and kissing in a way thatâs more laughter than actual kissing, mouths clumsy and hands gripping tight and sunlight slanting over them as they move lazily togetherÂ
curling up on the sofa together, feet tucked under thighs and arms around shoulders, watch the kind of crap tv that only airs at 3am because they donât want to go to untangle themselves to go to bed
hectic mornings when they each need to be somewhere and theyâre rushing around each other, ducking into bathrooms and bedrooms and kitchen cupboards, pausing to straighten tops and press kisses to cheeks
going through old photos together and collapsing into laughter every three pictures, and zooming in on ones where theyâre pulling awful faces or ones that were taken at just the wrong moment
getting ready for nights out together, standing shoulder to shoulder as they brush their teeth or get their faces ready or style their hair, knocking elbows and hips as they try and hog more space
standing quietly together in the kitchen after long, exhausting days, leaning into each other for support, breathing in the smell of home, fingers carding through hair and stroking down spines, until they feel like they can relax and smile properly again
Your last Hogwarts AU answer got me curious. Do Taemin and Kai (since they are in the same years as Harry & co) ever got caught up in their troubles ? Like, for instance, seeing them doing weird things during one trip to the kitchen. Did all the basilic terrifying thing happen in 2nd year ? Did they join the DA during 5th year ? Were there instances during which they got in a serious/important conversation with eachother
omg yes they get sometimes see the golden trio doing shit thatâs definitely against the rules but since they were also technically out after curfew they wouldnât say anything
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like âWhomsoever enters this room, they shall⌠well, this word is like⌠literally it means âunbecome,â but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, andâwait, when was this carved?  was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century.  This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?â
âYou guys, Iâve gotta be honest, okay? This thingâs written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and Iâve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right hereâŚI canât even tell if itâs some kind of error, or an obscure slang phraseâŚwhatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.â
âthis is written in ancient sumerian. itâs about⌠uh⌠well that word is⌠uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.â
âokay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means âhorseâ - and the context is really not helpingâ
jacobvanloon
germansingergirl
annaxmalina
vaporwave
izzy806
