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he/him, they/them, it/its, hy/hymn/hys

audhd

current hyperfix: cookie run rotting my brain...

aro/ace

english/russian (cant write very well in it tho i kinda suck at it :///)

art tag is "fin art"

any and all tw/cws will be marked as such: //[tw/cw], so if theres smthn you dont wanna see, make sure you have that muted with the slashes (tho for the record i dont think ill be making/reblogging a lot of stuff like that?) (nsfw will also be marked that way if there ever is any)

fandoms: genshin impact, honkai star rail, undertale/deltarune (+ uty), legend of zelda, pokemon, ace attorney, jjba. ig theres other shit but those are like the main ones, and of those god knows which one ill hyperfixate on for months so be aware of that

general dni shit. if youre an ai freak leave immediately. if you condemn ai art and then turn around and use c ai i will actually kill you

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luckyladylily

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

#anime and video game jiggle physics are like. jello #not to mention the extreme level to which boobs jiggle in them very much implies no bra #like yeah even with a bra theres some jigglage and its not like every woman is obligated to wear one #but if theyre like. fighting and constantly in motion. perhaps theyd want to wear one #but the people who program those jiggle physics are fake perverts who dont even know what a bra is #so we get jello in an earthquake impossiboobs that are uncanny and often times honestly painful looking #sometimes I look at anime girlies and just feel bad bc i know their backs hurt something awful #rebog

imsobadatnicknames2

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

#i thought i time traveled to the past reading this post #“slowly but surely getting phased out” YOURE TELLING ME THEY STILL EXIST??#anyway yeah that shit was never for “convenience” it was to save pennies on phone production cost #and it SUCKS #i have to use an adapter to use my headphones w my phone. i cant charge and use headphones #the god damn adapter lasts like a month before i have to get a new one. literally this was not a problem and then they made it one #yknow. for shits and gigs. for pennies and farts. bring the headphone jack back im TIRED

fightingbymoonlight

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

alyimoss

howd it get so late in the day it was like 8 am literally three minutes ago

encryptedbread

It's been 2 hours since this was posted

Found this one in my drafts, idk why I never posted it but it's really been 8 years since this post :0

alyimoss

do NOT say that i almost screamed!!!!!

encryptedbread

me when I'm misinformation spreading little scoundrel :3

alyimoss

i am one of the worst things to be on tumblr dot com: gullible. were like fish and fisherman. they should make a cartoon about us.

#unfortunately my first thought on being told information is to go “oh yeah makes sense”#you could tell me the sky is green and id immediately agree before going “hey wait a minute...”#rebog

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alyimoss

howd it get so late in the day it was like 8 am literally three minutes ago

encryptedbread

It's been 2 hours since this was posted

Found this one in my drafts, idk why I never posted it but it's really been 8 years since this post :0

alyimoss

do NOT say that i almost screamed!!!!!

#checked the date frantically like it cant be..#then realized i may be stupid #rebog

thundergrace

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

thundergrace

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

lymeandcoconut

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

happibeans

Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !

Support Black Women!!! Support Black Womens Art!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Women!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Womens Art!!!

🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤

thesaltofcarthage

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash.

#oh she is gorgeous #i keep going back to the pink and gold one something about it is soooo...#rebog

chazchaschad

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

#i forget i have followers at all #everything i do is only with me in mind #rebog

assignedmale

batmanisagatewaydrug

bringing a sort of "slavery is still alive and well in US prisons" vibe to the office Juneteenth post that my higher ups don't really like

hunter-gratzner

From what I understand slavery was never actually abolished in the us. It is still legal and all.

batmanisagatewaydrug

the amendment that "ended" slavery specifically left permission for slave labor as punishment for convinced criminals and our inmates have been legally exploited ever since, yes

batmanisagatewaydrug

not a bummer, say it louder

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w0rmsmeatofme

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

tdaywasamaritale

pride on tumblr is so fun!!!11!!! the heart turns into a rainbow when you hit the like button 😆😆😆 the tumblr staff and algorithm continues to be exceedingly transphobic and especially transmisogynistic. trans women are getting banned left and right for merely existing. please don’t let another version of rainbow capitalism distract you

rotts-weiler

If there's one thing about me, it's that I LOVE a good graph ‼️

alyimoss

wobblebees

Being a notorious robotlover in the current state of "AI" is the worst. I love robots discovering how they process their feelings in fiction, but when a chatbot pretends it knows how to love it feels like an insult to the craft

ursacircusart

the thing that possessed me for the past 2 weeks - a comic

"Shadow Milk is OOC" now listen to me very carefully.

#im chewing brick and concrete mix #im barking and howling like a dog with something awful wrong with it #im jumping up and down spinning apinning spinning #im eating you #i Will be thinking about this #not a religious man but i am praying for your eternal happiness #amen #saving #rebog

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xaistolis

Oh, Fount, your Smilkisms are showing

#ah yes my favorite flavor of healerfount #i love their fluff i think theyre cute but like. having healer there would NOT have fixed fount #he had wayyy too much going on #here comes mr issues to fuck up everyones shit #rebog

daydreamerkafi

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