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I'm gonna make a confession. I've never discussed Warbreaker in here because I'm very lazy to search the translation of the names in English of the gods... Like I want to discuss everything and everyone but compared to the Spanish translation is hard to remember which is which
Just use the spanish names, coward. Speak thy mind.
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eebie wa aboowa!! bababababbaa
Abwoobwa bwing :)
Guy who killed Houdini Girlfriend.
Houdini Boyfriend.
we fucked up
I can't believe Browt's final evolution has ALREADY been leaked?!?
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I've always thought it's too bad that disco is the only kind of dance that comes with an artifact. It's compelling that disco has a Ball. I want to know what secrets will be revealed if I gaze into it. There should be a hip-hop Cube. A ballroom Amulet. A swing Diadem.
I raise you the electro Swing(set).
hey *holds your hand tenderly* *smiles softly* please stop centering men.... i know you can be better than this
*visibly desperate* hey... isn't it cool how this media has so many cool women?.... it's awesome right?... they're so complex and interesting.... you care about them, right?... tell me you care about them
*shaking* .... no... no I don't think the male characters are better written, actually... I think that speaks to personal biases you have.... *starting to cry* no, I don't want to see them shirtless, you don't need to draw that... no, I don't think he's "cute" can we please just focus on the women for once.... please....
*hopeless* oh I see.... you think this female character is an evil bitch.... I see... are you aware that the male character you've been praising has committed many of the same and even worse actions?.... oh, okay, you think he was justified in them... and the woman was not.... and you have no intention to interrogate why you think that?... I see...
*tears in my eyes* i'm sorry... i thought you could be the one to save women, but I was wrong... now the curse will never be lifted.... *I fade away into smoke* *you don't hear me because you're busy drawing yaoi on your phone*
APPROVED.
here's a bunch of creatures located in kelp forests or seagrass meadows on planet hal (a seeded planet)
First post
Oh my god this is incredible! Wonderful art! :) What was Hal seeded with?
me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults
Many many zygotic people throw a temper tantrum when this is brang up
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I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.
we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!
compiling my favourite responses
Cosmere RPG has some really really smart ideas and then a fatal dose of "Work it out with your GM!"
The combat maneuvers take the cake for me, by saying You Can Do That and then not actually. Giving any examples?
It also has a fatal dose of DnD5e-isms sadly, very sadly
Man, that's a sandwich only elvis could love.
if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills with my first two wishes, my third wish would be that sabrina carpenter would get gradually taller. she'd be in on it and think it was hilarious. we'd have a strong cap at 7 feet here, maybe an inch a week so people have time to theorize--let's not be ridiculous. but she'd still keep up the "ooh! im so little and small!" schtick. but shed be gradually getting taller. she'd be like 6'1" and still jumping for the microphone. and she'd never say anything about it. and if anyone asked shed act like she had no idea what they were talking about. and shed cheekily play into it a little bit but mostly still keep up the "ooh im so little and small" schtick. do you see my vision. do you get it
ok and so if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills in one wish i would do the sabrina carpenter thing second and third i would wish for all evidence of one random taylor swift song to disappear from the world once every month or so. taylor would have no memory of it. her fans would remember it and there would be an outcry over where it went (it's not even in concert videos anymore!) but taylor would have no memory of it
instead, all her brainspace spent on that song would be replaced with the vivid memories of roman gladiator, taylaurius velox. she's able to hide this at first, but her music begins to take on a gradually romaner and romaner tint. at first, people are like "damn, she's getting REALLY conservative, huh" and other people are like "wow, she's so deep, she knows what a rubicon is" but eventually travis kelce leaves her out of nowhere (he wasn't sure if dating someone possessed by a roman gladiator made him gay or not and anyway he was getting sick of being like "we're going to play the lions" and taylor being like "LIONS? WHERE?") and taylor publishes an entire brutus themed album about this betrayal and it's beginning to weird people out
and so eventually travis kelce is getting like, bomb threats sent to his family for leaving taylor and eventually he's like "okay, okay, i left her because she kept having all these vivid nightmares of gladatorial combat and she kept saying that football was giving her the ick because we never actually killed anybody for the glory of rome" and then he just gets more bomb threats because he left a struggling woman during a mental health crisis
and eventually taylor is writing music about her forbidden roman senator lover and her fanbase is either whittled WAY down or WAY up because people want to watch this trainwreck happen (or maybe she influences culture so hard that we're just all really into rome now) but she's being super cagey about the name of this roman senator. until. and now here's the twist:
weird al has been getting all of the same vivid memories of taylaurius velox. and he still has all his memories of her old songs. so he's writing all these detailed song parodies of taylor swift songs that don't exist anymore including specific details about their shared gladiatorial reality that taylor has never shared with anybody else. including that her lover's name was publius, and she's been calling him Poob for short
at this point a lot of original swifties are leaving. they could do the brutus stuff, but they really can't survive poob. taylor makes a clapping back at the haters song including the lyric "these bitches don't know publius" and it ends up all over all sorts of merch. there's a renewed archaeological interest in roman gladatorial combat
most importantly, the internet discourse is the best it's ever been. does this make taylor swift transmasc? is travis kelce problematic for leaving his fiancee while she gradually morphs into a roman gladiator? is this good queer representation? if taylaurius velox was a gay man, does that mean the gaylors were technically correct? is weird al morally wrong for capitalizing off of her music if she cant remember it anymore? was weird al sent by god to torment taylor swift?
anyway thats what id do if i met a genie
You simply have to make a choice.
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You simply have to make a choice.
