graveyard shift

Cloud Strife is truly The Character of all time. He’s a government-trained killing machine. He’s a cross-dressing babygirl. He’s a jaded mercenary who never turns down a job because he likes helping people. He’s an amnesic ecoterrorist who’s killed hundreds of people in order to save the planet from capitalism. He was the only child of a single mom and he’s been miserably in love with the girl next door his whole life. The first time he saw her in a swimsuit he forgot how to talk for ten full seconds. He has the personalities of at least three different people stuffed into his head, and two of them are trying to kill each other (Zack just wants everyone to get along). He’s the result of a mad scientist’s experiment that implanted the cells of a genocidal alien in his body. The son of that genocidal alien is psychosexually obsessed with him. So is the local pimp. His eyes glow because of all the radiation exposure, and half the people he meets are like, “Oof, you’re gonna die young, kid.” He’s a 5’7” short king. He’s a puppet built to bring about the apocalypse. He’s even autistic.

The characters never stopped once to look at how beautiful the desert is in the breaking bad universe maybe if they did they would stop being evil

wallace was right when he took himself and his gay little dog to the moon on account of maybe cheese was there

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

"unreliable narrator" to you. i believe them

when we told all the harry potter people to read a different book they all just went and watched marvel movies I think

i will bang anakin. without the approval of the council if i must

thinking about lisa frank tarot card that’s the devil and its like fruits with faces and makeup 

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

... anyway, as i was gaying,