moved to @emiilmo

Patience: Can I get some dating advice?

Rowena: Anyway, today is the day we reveal to the whole world the existence of the “League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness!”

Sam: *screams*

Sam: You can’t judge a book by its cover.

Dean: Is that vodka?

Sam says I look confident? Good one.

Being productive. Ugh

I have nothing to lose except my temper’

Dean: Still would’ve been easier to kill,

Anger tastes like cabbage rolls.

Hannah is a fanciful, but sensible thing. Like a platypus, or one of those sandwiches that had been cut into circles for a fancy tea party

I’m very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent.

I’m being perfectly fucking civil.

My understanding of magic is fairly straightforward. Shoot enemies with gun until they’re dead. If they raise again, shoot them again. Repeat as necessary

Amazing how many different ways a younger brother can annoy you at once.

Hey guys! Sorry to leave you like that. Bad news: I died. Good news: I got better!

Boys, I’m sure you both would’ve been wonderful at killing each other. But right now, you need some rest.