Man of Moths

I deadass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can’t because of copyright

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

turns out... these little creatures are not so "shrimple" after all!

why'd I write this like I'm 74

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WikiHow said fuck blue lives

and is the tortured poet in the room with us right now?

the thing about supernatural is that youll only Get It if it comes into your life at a horrifically vulnerable and influential time in your life. if youre normal and watching it itll do nothing but if youre like 13 and unstable those fags will become tyler durden to you

“The ends always justify the means, I *will* slap a baby.” - Jacob Drawfee

wishing everyone a very good luck getting through january-march without killing yourself

Stop hating on my son just because he's off-putting and he sucks. As if he can help it. As if it's his fault.