make it so

@vampyre-soul

There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die

Tired of enduring tribulations. Don't wanna be tribulated no more.

You want me to try Pilates? You want me to exercise with the dude who killed Jesus??

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

erik be like christine is afraid of me because of my face. my brother in christ you kidnapped her

The queen is taking too long to die. I think we should send Christopher Eccleston in