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Went to a prince’s royal party in a bowl cut 

Painted a gigantic tacky golden dragon on his lambo 

“Accidentally” told all of Japan his (supposed) dick size on national television

Can’t wink, just blinks, but does it all the time anyway. 

Visited a building with beautiful architecture and spent the whole time videotaping himself following & talking to pigeons 

Wears Keebler elf shoes constantly 

Ends every sentence with “anyway”

 Released a strippable body pillow of himself

 "Taste it deeply okay? stay delicious.“

 Got the word "poop” trending on Twitter for his own amusement and then got mad when people wouldn’t stop sending him poop messages 

 Screams when scared by video games

 Will not eat fruit because he doesn’t want to peel it

 Showed off his “swearing beat boxing” on national TV

Dresses his dogs up in seasonal outfits 

Took apart multiple play stations in an attempt to build a “super playstation”

Went wayyyy overboard trying to compliment his giant crush aka Jessica alba when he finally got to meet her and it was embarrassing 

 "cream puff pastries are kind of sexy"

 Took a picture of a sign with the word “FUCK” on it in bold and commented “this concerns me”

Literally was selling empty bottles of cologne that he used up

 Almost exclusively sits like a frog while at home 

Carries his tiny dogs inside his hoodies

Hardly follows any accounts on Twitter that aren’t related to himself, & those are “Funny or Die”, “OMG sex facts”, and “OMG celeb facts”.

Has screamed “I’M CUMMING!!!” while on stage

Started playing his own dating sim starring HIMSELF and as soon as it booted up he went “erotic…”

Went out in a parking lot wearing a giant cat mascot suit in an attempt to disguise his identity, but put on so much cologne everyone knew it was him anyway 

 Tweeted that he “ejaculates soy milk”

 "No, these aren’t my nipples, they’re the keyholes to my heart.“

Wears tiny colorful socks constantly 

Put a cigarette in between some guy’s ass cheeks 

Wore slightly see-through white pants on the set of the movie he was directing and everyone could see his fucking thong 

Bought an entire mountain as an "impulse buy" 

http://nlab.itmedia.co.jp/nl/articles/1610/14/news131.html

We can post it if it’s just the outline (probably).

On October 14th, singer-songwriter GACKT posted to his personal Instagram. After working out and taking a shower, he sent a photo of himself in nothing but a single bath towel to the whole world. He said, “Sorry for the lack of makeup and dick outline,” and, uh… “dick outline”???

The images shown are from GACKT-san’s Instagram

It seems that there is room for discussion over whether the word  チン影 [lit: dick shadow] should be pronounced as “chinkage” or “chin’ei”, but in any case, yup, it’s clearly pictured. Despite GACKT-san’s well-honed body, and the rare sight of his face without makeup, the viewer’s eyes are inevitably drawn towards it. Rather than shocked comments such as “Hey! What are you doing, I’m looking at this at work…” fans raced to have a “dickscussion” [chinpyoukai- a play on hinpyoukai “show or exhibition where things are judged”] with comments like “Well, he is a magnum” and “It’s long”.

When you tap the photo to see if there are any tags, the word “gackt” appears on GACKT-san’s GACKT-san.