being sad is so exhausting

Went to a coffeeshop and the barista spelled my name as Angle

What doesn‘t kill you makes you lose your hobbies.

i am a hater but i am also cute and nice and sweet

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

Yeah man they just passed a new law where you have to say something about the Divine Comedy that isn't that it's "self-insert fanfic"

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

I can't wait to be redeemed

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...