Id Rather Be Read

It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing. 

College/Grad School Tip: Smile at your peers while they’re giving presentations. I know that class presentations can be boring to sit through, but presentations are always hard to give even if you’re an experienced public speaker. One friendly face can make the whole crowd seem more open and help people feel more confidence. We’re all experiencing academia together, so let’s all support each other.

my American gf: pound me me: what’s that in metric

Truly this is men

Sis leave his ain’t-shit ass

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

We need more women like this

My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one

if girls could get erections we would be walking around with constant hard-ons