Fresh Copypasta: “Kicked a girl out before sex after she started arguing that evolution wasn't real”
So I take a girl home from the bar last Friday night at closing time. We have been talking for a month or so and we are both pretty drunk this evening. We have a couple smokes and a few more drinks and start talking movies. She tells me that she just watched Oujia and how good it was because she had some crazy experiences as a kid with a oujia board. Me being the very outspoken athiest I am started laughing at her a little. She gets a little mad. Tells me that "it's true lights flickered and it moved" bla bla bla. I told her sarcastically dissapointed "Awe I thought you were smart" Now she is hot. "Alright Mr. I don't belive in anything. What do you belive in?!?!" I calmly said that "I'm simple. I belive in science and facts. Things like gravity and evolution..." She cuts me off and yells "evolution is just a 'theory' it's not even real science" My jaw drops. I'm dumbstruck. I began to explain what theory means in the scientific community. And she pushes again. "What about the missing link" Now I'm mad. "You want me to go link by link through all 30 plus links?!?!" She keeps pushing and pushing spewing stupidity and I break. At 4 am I told her "yeah. Your going to have to leave" "What?" She dosnt understand I tell her "Your going to have to get the fuck out" "Your going to kick me out over this" "Absolutely. I thought you were smart clearly I was mistaken. Get out and tomorrow you should buy a book or two." Just another example of how hard the dating life of an athiest can be. Hope you guys can appreciate the story.
via /r/atheism














