#kitchen knife

few things as intoxicating as holding a blade

your "maid" literally wades through rivers of blood and you expect me to believe it can clean up this mess?

I was trying to explain to one of milady's particularly irritating suitors the joys of being an instrument of will, when he interrupted me to say "so like a trombone" as if he expected me to laugh. Needless to say this substantially increased my cleaning duties, though the simple joy of scrubbing blood from carpet has lifted my spirits

it's called kitchen knife because it's a knife that's in a kitchen. is it for chopping vegetables? no. it mostly makes tea and coffee and bakes pastries

i only have motivation to dance and practice swordplay today. there is no desire to clean in my bosom. should i have my maid headband and apron stripped from me and burned?