Laurie

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM] [SHOVES YOU INTO BED] [AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN] [THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU] [SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU] [KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD] [BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS] [RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM] [SLAMS THE DOOR]

Levi with Esther

im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story