not very cool

some of you guys are so fucking 19 years old. i wish you well but god have mercy on your souls

i buy dragon age: the veilguard. i pre-install it. i wait for the exact release date and time. i launch it. i start a new game and enter the character creator. i soon reach the eyebrow choices and am faced with the most godawful creations ever known to mankind. i tear up as i choose the equivalent of two scorched caterpillars. welcome home

the obsolescence of brb and gtg and afk is like…. highly depressing as a concept. in 2007 you could literally walk away from the internet. and i know we can all just put our phones down whenever we want to but i have not felt truly away from keyboard in like a decade

the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

imagine you’re going on an adventure with the person you love most in the whole world. but every step you take to get closer to the end drains him and there’s nothing you can do to help, not really. you can’t take the weight off his shoulders. more than anything, you want to protect him, but even that becomes more difficult with each passing day. so instead you try to comfort him. you hold his hand through the day and him through the night. he wakes up in your arms and, for a moment, forgets everything else. also gollum is there

This is one of those posts that the last line just socked me between the eyes.

why did I just see a debate about whether shotgunning “even gets you high” as if shotgunning isn’t first and foremost about making it gay with you friends ?????? get a grip

“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” Okay it’s fine to hate me or whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he’s only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.

happy Putting A Load of Laundry In Day to all who celebrate