not the real slim shady 😔

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

haha you’re a dork (i want to fuck you)

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true

I hate you epitome of innocence being represented with blonde hair I hate you lightness representing goodness I hate you "angelic features" automatically being read as blonde hair and blue eyed with pale skin I hate you whiteness as the default for morality I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

Guess who's being the most annoying on this post

this post isnt about blondes and how its so unfair to them that theyre always viewed as good healthy holy morally upright outstanding people no matter what this post is about racism its about colorism its about white supremacy making people with dark features and skin literally feel evil. this is not about your stupid disney princesses or achilles or your fave anime boys being allowed to be unhinged feral shitty awful people and this sure as hell is not an opportunity for blonde people themselves to show their entire pasty flat asses and beg praise for "breaking the stereotype" by being shitty unhinged people. fandom people you are 192% of the problem. white people in general you are 1,000% the origin of the problem. this site is so unbearably white my GOD

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

love books. because it’s like what if something happened