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Like the ideia of Alfred and Leslie being the type of old ppl who randomly talk about their death like:

"Happy Birthday Alfie! Here's a little gift I tough ypu would appreciate :D"

"Thank you master Richard, I'm glad you have positive thoughts about me... I wonder what those thoughts will be like after my death"

"😧"

Or when talking about money etc and one of them just being like "oh, please remember that I wanna be burried by this very specific Enterprise'

Alfred just blurting out random plans for his funeral. Eating some sandwiches and telling Jason, "I want these at my funeral. The ratio of ham, butter and bread will keep gossipers quiet".

Jason:

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Jason takes literal notes, the guy learnt to bring a notepad around the elderly.

Knows what it's like to die unexpectely and how important it is they get a proper burrial.

He is 100% the one to run the funeral and any services that are tied along with it.

And that only makes them talk about it more because they know Jason is taking it seriously and that it's honestly just easier if they tell it in snip-bit rather than a whole conversation

#The bats mourning the dead after a high fatality mission #Alfred: If I dided a civilian deaths like that I'd want my name to be added to the criminal record of the one whom killed me #Bats: ...#Alfred: The more familial the criminal record is the more likely the killer is to get justice #Alfred: So if we put the names of all those whom they killed the judge would be more likely to give them what they deserve #Jason taking notes*: Mhm #Jason: So you would like the names of everyone else killed yes?#Alfred: The more the merrier #Jason's writing quickening: Okay #Jason: I know you wouldn't die in something small so we can get away with something bigger #Jason: Or would you like something more personal and with just those close to you?#Alfred: Both #Alfred: Definitely both #Bats: *totally not crying*

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metal

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okay but imagine Bruce gave him a kryptonite infected one so that Clark got a reaction to the batterang and made him look like an idiot.

No I don't care that he wouldn't ever do that. Let me have muly funny thoughts.

#Hella cute OP #SuperBat hehe #notsoharmlessbatfam

Okay I'm sure we all know we all love Fatson Todd, and that includes me with my newfound baby. But does anyone know if there's a Tim Drake version? I love my Fatson baby, but Timmy is my favorite bird and I want a plump baby bird that Fatson can bully :)

If you know anything about my fics you know I love to write Tim Drake & Jason Todd fics and make them close, so like if I can get a Tim Drake plush that looks stupidly cute please tell me!

A favorite nickname I make Jason give Tim is Tiny Tim so even if there's only small ones I'm down for that as well :)

Btw I'm in Australia so either it's gotta be Australian or international :/

#dc universe #batfam #batman #jason todd #tim drake #fatson todd #tiny tim #notsoharmlessbatfam

HES HERE!! I love him so much he's so... plump

#Jason Todd #Fatson Todd #Red-Hood #DC #Batman #NotSoHarmlessBatfam

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Anybody have any Duke Thomas fic recs? One of my friends wants me to to stark actually adding him but I like reading about the characters first before writing.

#Duke Thomas #Duck Thomas #Batfam #Ao3 #Ao3 Rec #Fic Rec #NotSoHarmlessBatfam

bon3z4br3akf4st

Some people weren't loved as children and they make that every fictional characters problem

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Sorry not sorry

A bit late to the trend but I'm not doing it for the trend so I don't care! I just ordered a Fatson Todd and I can't wait for my baby to come!!

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Who knows how long it's been; Wally just remembers opening his eyes from the floor with more cuts than from that one swing, blood pooling but wounds already starting to heal. Sure he heals faster, but it also means it takes more energy - that he doesn't have - so he often passes out in times like this. He knows Rudolph hates when the floor is left with his blood, so Wally goes straight to the kitchen, getting paper towels and the strongest type of cleaning disinfectant he could find that would work without ruining the floors even more.

But one step in the kitchen and he's feeling faint again; not because he got up too fast or because he hadn't eaten in so long and his body is working overtime or even from any of the alcohol that had gotten into his system - it doesn't even work like that. But from the fact that he had seen the sight of his mothers lifeless body disregarded in the middle of the floor.

A kitchen knife was stuck in her chest, another 2 in her stomach and a hole - the same size as a knife from the stomach - in her forehead. It was deliberate, there was no mistake about it. But Wally knew that if he said anything, then he too would end up in a situation like this.

Link to Fic ⬇️:

#ao3 #archive of our own #ao3 fanfic #dc universe #Wally West #kid flash #dick grayson #notsoharmlessbatfam

I just spent 18 days working on a fic for my school holidays homework. I chose a trope not unsimilar but definitely out of my usual comfort zone.

It wasn't directly about the Batfam but the Young Justice more in a way. And I'm honestly happy of how it turned out.

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hi not not a fic idea it I just want to say I love your Wally west fanfics

Ahh tysm! I'm thinking of writing more Wally fics but the both are basically the same so I just need to think of new ideas before I write another :)

#taking requests!#all credits where due #Ao3 #Archchive of our own #Archiveofourown #Fanfic #DC #dc universe #notsoharmlessbatfam

It's not like either of them were trying to hide the fact that they had their own "language", they didn't even think of it as it's own language. They can't even remember the last time they said a full sentence to one-another in said "language". It was just another thing that they never thought to tell the others when they found out Jason and Damian knew each other from the league.

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

minotaursauce

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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Get off my fucking blog if you can’t reblog this.

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Thank you.

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It’s just as real and just as awful

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Reblogged this a bit ago but I would like to add

GORILLAZ FANS IF YOU ARENT REBLOGGING GO REVIEW THE LORE ASSHATS

I mean everyone should reblog but if you’re a Gorillaz fan and you didn’t reblog imma be extra mad

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On it

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Points at the DC fandom with a very obvious stare

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Damian is literally a child of Male Rape!! Like DC - especially Batfam - fans CANNOT not repost this!!!!!

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remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

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And then you'd do something like take a step without bouncing the ball and everyone would tell at you, so you try to think logically and assume it's like netball and you just don't move with the ball... and then they yell at you.

Does anybody have any Raven DC fic recs? I've read fics with her as side character, but I want ones with her as MC.

I mostly read angst, Batfam meet (literally any type of teen), Batfam shenanigans & batfam ships.

But I recently went to a con with a friend and I cosplayed Raven so ofc for the month leading up I watched exclusively Titans and any movie with Raven in it.

And I only just realised I haven't read anything with her as MC!

I'm open to any type of fic, but if there's one close-ish to what I already read them the better!!

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Does anyone have any angsty type of fic ideas I can have😭!? I'm in shitty ass writers block but I hate not writing so I need new ideas to get me up and running but I have no ideas!!

I write 100% DC fanfics, I specialise in Batfam, but have posted a fic or two outside of that. My current fixation is Tim trauma/Tim&Jay bonding.

I usually write either 20-30 chapter fics or oneshots, I'm trying to do some small chapters though, so I'm pretty flexible to that too

I prefer the angsty type of shit, but my friends say I need to write "happier" stuff so I'll accept that too Actually, I'll accept anything 😭 I'm very serious about credits and will probably mention you like 3 times (1- summary, 2- beginning notes, 3- credits tag)

I have my TikTok and Ao3 in my profile, but my username is the same everywhere so it's easy to find me.

Comment here, DM me on here or TikTok, even comment on a random Ao3 post of mine for all I care. Not fussed about how we communicate I just need ideas.

I do NOT pay people, nor do I want to be paid. This is 100% FREE and you CANNOT change my mind on that.

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After dying Jason realizes that music is one of the few things to calm him when angered. After having a panic attack in front of the batfamily he instinctively tries to hum to himself because he didn't have any other source of music. Damian takes notice of this and starts to sing LoA songs to him.

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