I Swam Away

having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

“fem-presenting” this, “masc-presenting” that. what if i wanna just be Presenting. i am showing you something and you have no idea what it is

#I’m presenting you with a dilemma

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now. 

It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.  

So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.

I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.

Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

lonely gays should reblog for gay perseverance

Two trucks getting divorced :(

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