* 𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 :   a selection of roleplay ask prompts taken from various gordon ramsay quotes from  “ kitchen nightmares ”.  any of these prompts may be modified accordingly to fit your muses.  perfect if you’re looking for interactions involving profanity, insults and arguments.

"It will all work out."

"I believe in hope."

"Just forgive him."

"It’s a prank, right?"

"I will cut your eyes out."

"Call me old one more time."

"Keep it simple, smartypants."

"Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Doubt can only be removed by action."

"You fuck off. You’re a hairy old prune."

"Now listen up, you little turd birds!"

"Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas."

"Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing."

"Guys have underestimated me my entire life."

"Tried something new. It didn’t work. Big whoop."

"I lost my way for a minute, but I’m on the road back."

"That [name] is an intimidating and very tall woman."

"The world is full of evil people who do shitty things."

"You live, you die, you're done. End of story. Good night."

"Sometimes, you have to do the right thing, even if you lose."

"I need you to be the prickiest prick you’ve ever been in your little prick life."

"What do you have to be sad about? Did one of the Paw Patrol dogs die?"

"[name] is a muppet. And I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch."

"Tea is horrible. Absolute garbage water. I don’t know why y’all do that."

"Boy, I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts."

"I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able take my eyes off of it either."

"If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, can’t wait to unpack that with you later."

"The hybrid child. One of the rare times Primus chose to dabble in chaos, rather than order, and create something entirely new. You are something worth noting, young one."

⠀ ' thanks . '

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⠀ ( his lips part just slightly at the name . then his movements are accompanied by a nod . he . . . is . the recognition causes his smile to fade just slightly . he can't ignore his past boastful self . if one could call megatron boastful . perhaps prideful to a fault is more fitting . )

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⠀ ' that's my name . what about yours .ᐣ '

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⠀ ( megatron questions with a tilt of his helm to the right . leaning in just slightly as if to inspect her . no, he does not know her, at least . he believes so . )

the particular way his smile fades accompanied with the ill - familiar tilt of his helm isn't what she had anticipated . a twisted smile , a prideful grin , or an evil cackle is what she would expect his name to evoke . not … whatever this is . he looks almost confused in an almost thoughtful  way . and then there was the lack of recognition ; had this even still been a trick , she can't imagine the megatron she knew would be able to fake not knowing her that well . they'd encountered each other more than a dozen times on the battlefield and  he'd kidnapped her father for months . 

they knew each other the way fish and sharks surely knew each other . 

the her confidence in the situation before her falters . she tries to shift in his servo as best she can . 

The way she gripped onto his digits was way too comfortable for it to have been a first, for her. His optics slid over her frame, checking for any outward injuries. Spotting none, he allowed his plating to ease- pushing slightly away from the protoform beneath, an ex-vent escaping his intake.

The confusion that came over the stranger's face was telling. No clue why she'd come here. What had happened.

"I thought humans weren't capable of space travel, yet?..." A gazillion kliks? Made up measurement of kliks, no doubt. But the way her voice sounded, it rang- familiar in his audials. But not the same. Like- Sari, nearly- if she were a few... "---I wouldn't consider Earth to be a water planet, though there is plenty of water on it." He shook his helm. "Listen, ma'am- I don't know what was going on before you landed, but you're on Earth. In a lake just beside Detroit. And how do you know me?" Less accusatory and more generally confused. "What do you mean 'knocked out'? I heard an explosion- and your voice immediately after."

He leaned slightly down, trying to get a better look.

"Are you Sari's older sister?" He couldn't stop the inquiry. It was the only thing that would make a lick of sense in this situation. But- how did she get aboard the Omega? Why was she talking about getting knocked out? Asking about the others?--- Or had she just...assumed they all would be onboard the ship?

Regardless, he had to get her back to the surface. If there was one explosion, there could be others- and he wasn't about to risk an innocent's safety just to solve even a hint of all this.

"Come on- we should head back to the surface. I don't know if there'll be any more...explosions."

❝ ' MA'AM ' ?  did you just ca – i'm basically only SIXTEEN and –  ❞ she balks at him incredulously , first at the formalities and then … ❝ wait , wait , wait – DETROIT ?  EARTH ?  SISTER ? ❞

there is way too much that he's saying that just DOESN'T MAKE SENSE .

she gestures to herself emphatically ,❝ i am  sari ! ❞

if there were an audience ( as there should be ) to their questions to questions battle , she would turn around and look at them for help . and she almost does . but it's terribly apparent that they are , in fact , alone . allegedly at the bottom of lake st. clair . and if there was any more merit to what this optimus was saying , then they really did have to get out of there .

❝ FINE , but we're definitely having a conversation about … all that  when we're in the clear . ❞ sari stands a bit straighter , wincing only when she tries to activate her wings and finds them a little too crooked out of place . she his finger again , this time more out of pain and need . primus , HATES needing to be carried around ( a knock to her newly found independence ) . WHATEVER . pride isn't important right now and she can already imagine the earful she'd get from ratchet . there are more questions and more answers to be had but right now they have priorities to not be crushed by the weight of an entire lake floor .