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In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

theyre adding the stinky meal to mcdonalds

nice 2 know mcmonalds made meal for you

movie

maybe progress could be linear if i try hard enough

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

today is the start of No Mercy May where you put 1 village to the sword every day for the whole month

the urge to learn everything

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

Under communism, Tuxedo Cats will be renamed to Elegant Gothic Lolita Dress Cats.