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Once upon a time a group of idiots (The Boston Raiders) decided to steal their captains phone and prank call his girl.
Shane (Home sick with a horrible cold) (Bored) (Missing his boyfriend) replies in a deep gravelly voice: Hey, how’s my baby doing?
The Boston raiders then hang up the phone and never talk about Ilya Rozanov’s secret boyfriend who they all assume must be the gruffest biker/lumberjack/bouncer in the world.
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ilya not even being aware that he's a dom before he meets shane he just throws out get on your knees because it's hot and he's horny and he's expecting shane to tell him to fuck off or something but then quickly realizes oh okay so i guess this is what we're doing
Canon divergent AU where Shane is a little more paranoid and when Hayden first comments on "Boston Lily", he decides he has to do something to break up the pattern and make it not so noticeable that he's got someone on Boston.
Not seeing Rozanov is not an option, so instead Shane picks out a few other cities to regularly go out by himself in. He'll go for a long walk, maybe sit down somewhere for a drink, and then catch a taxi back to the hotel an appropriate amount of time later. It's honestly pretty nice, unwinding by himself in this way, and now disappearing after games is not a thing specific to Boston! It's just another strange Hollander quirk!
Unfortunately, he fails to account for the guys on the team jumping on the most obvious explanation for all these disappearances, which is that Shane now has a girl in every port.
Word about this starts to spread quick, because it is so out of character for Shane, and pretty soon half the league is under the impression that he's some secret playboy.
Ilya is extremely not chill about this rumor.
Still never gonna be over the fact that it took Maes Hughes one night to figure out the truth about Amestris when it took the rest of the cast half the series
WOW
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in love with ilya's facial expression when he's disagreeing with the timeline because he's looking at YUNA when he starts talking like
"no, no, he is wrong. one second. let me get him together. i can't believe he is embarassing me like this in front of my future mother-in-law. please hold."
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
i fucked up at work and i always make such a big deal of things and then infuck up and im too much just too too much and i cut again to distract from the anxiety and the guilt i feel and it wasnt even a big mistake but i was so loud and i caused so many problems and its too much and so i cut to make my brain focus on anything else the sting of the cuts distract from the constant constant constant circle circle circle thoughts and the just never stop unless i do something to make them stop
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someone overhears ilya threatening shane with releasing an incriminating photo and the whole league and twitter goes wild because this is blackmail !!
so shane has to post the photo himself to prove that no, boston captain ilya rozanov does not have any evidence or incriminating documents on shane hollander
instead it’s a picture of canadas golden boy hungover eating mcdonald’s for breakfast flipping off the camera wearing a raiders hoodie
The Centaurs' social media team post one of those "guess the real couple" videos (as a joke, because their captain and alternate captain are very publicly married). There's a series of clips of various players being physically and verbally affectionate with eachother. Then it ends on Shane and Ilya, finishing a one on one drill and then hurling insults at eachother across the ice as they argue about who won. It cuts off as Ilya drops his gloves and starts skating over at top speed.
(It breaks containment and people who know nothing about hockey comment with concerns about a hostile work environment, possible discrimination, crossing boundaries. Shane ends up posting the full video, which ends in him grinning as Ilya pushes him into the boards to kiss him. He captions it "since rookie year". Ilya comments "summer before".)
i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time
“Wait! The all-star game! You two had so much chemistry”
oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads
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Never ever disparage Hudson Williams's acting to me. I *saw* Shane's soul leave his body when Ilya was half a second away from explaining "fuckbuddies" to his parents. Shane was on another plane of existence, watching the conversation play out from above. Hudson said fewer than five words across that entire exchange and I felt it in my BONES.
Annabeth arriving at Camp Jupiter, finally finding Percy
