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what is the elusive wind animal

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wind turbine

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Hi, I'm Kareem Rahma, I'm on the L train, and this is Subway Takes. Mr. Selch, what's your take?

My take is that the world of men is incomplete, fractured, and less than animals, and you shouldn't feel guilty about ushering in several apocalypses to reunite their sundered souls.

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Look around this car! Look at them! Half of you are staring at your phones showing you this base droll that passes for entertainment, the other half are paying $18 for oat milk lattes, and not a single one of you can cast creation magic to manifest a magnificent concept out of pure aether. You're barely alive! If I step on an ant, is it murder? No. So why should I be judged for Rejoining a few broken worlds? It’s basic logic!

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Okay, but like, you gotta admit that killing billions of people just to link up with your old buddies is kind of toxic.

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Oh, there it is. Toxic. The favorite buzzword of the Sundered! We had perfection! Towering spires of marble, debate halls, immortality! Half of us willingly sacrificed our lives so that the other half may continue to live. And what do you have? The MTA. Delayed N trains. Cold slice pizza at 2:00 AM. You traded paradise for micro-transactions and transit delays!

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your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

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dwyer the disgraced taking the podium at the frozen eleum loyce municipal centre press conference. pulling out the bewitched alonne sword from a brown paper bag

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Sulfur combusts on contact with air to create stunning blue lava-like rivers of light in the Kawah Ijen crater on the island of Java | Ph: Olivier Grunewald

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dont diss her onion shirt!!

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happy 10-year anniversary to the best dril tweet of all time

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Miss ralsei!!!!!

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going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

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It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

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