im tired of studenthood i am ready to settle down in the mountains with my wife and start a small sheep farm where i grow lots of herbs to dye wool with

it always astonishes me when i remember that there are still straight people out there like… grow up

yall gay girls know you gotta actually communicate to other girls to date them right?

what

listen i’m not one for believing in the universe giving signs but… the first full moon of the year being on the first day of the year which is also a monday… sounds like a good opportunity to focus on rebirth, new beginnings, and personal growth and improvement

Omfg

how can I properly enjoy the fall season when there’s no one direction album being released????

heteronormativity is when the parent trap (1998) made halle’s obviously lesbian nanny have a forced romance plot with annie’s obviously gay butler

anyway now that we’re on the topic i just wanna say all my love goes to wlw who are terrified of having sex with girls bc they think their bodies are gross or not attractive enough and who always feel like they gotta compare to their partner aesthetically (esp us fatties)! you’re sexy and your girl will love every single inch of you!

i know resting bitch face is like a joke thing but um has anyone ever talked about how profoundly soul-destroying it is to be told you look sad or angry or like you hate everyone when you uhhh actually are…genuinely trying to be nice or gregarious or even were in quite a good mood and had literally no idea you were even coming across as aloof or unpleasant 

I want to be that girl that moved countries after high school to have a successful career and never came back. Off the grid, into the oblivion, bon voyage bitches

A MAN IS A NICE IDEA WITH NO SUBSTANCE

maladaptive daydreaming is so weird because sometimes I’ll imagine myself on a long and heroic journey to save the world but then other times I just imagine having arguments about gender politics in a steak ‘n shake