Dame Nemo

Fifth season ended, let’s hope for more Morse whump in the next season! Isn’t time for Morse to be properly shot and shown detailed treatment and aftermath?

1.) Character A thinks they’re just feeling warm because of the high temperature around them but they’re really developing a fever. They only become aware that it’s a fever when they start having chills and feeling cold. (Are they alone? Why do they have a fever? From contagion? Unlucky summer cold? Are they stuck inside a building without AC? On a walk?) 2.) Character A thinks they have a fever, but Character B is convinced they’re fine and thinks they’re just being a wimp because it’s hot out and keeps brushing their complaints about feeling poorly off. (How badly does Character B feel when they find out about Character A’s fever? Are they filled with guilt? Indifference? Joy from seeing them suffer? Do they even find out at all? Does Character B only realize the problem when someone else shows up and notices Character A suffering?) 3.) Classic: Character A thinks it’s freezing out when it’s really hot, alerting Character B to how unwell they really are. (Are they in a situation where Character A can leave easily, or are they obligated to sit through an event/activity? Is Character A in denial? How Does Character B react? Do they freak out? Go mom/dad mode? Does Character A start to develop more symptoms that makes taking care of them more difficult? Delirium? More emotional than normal?) 4.) Character A tries to leave their place wearing long sleeves and jeans even though it’s sweltering out, and Character B knows immediately what’s wrong and puts them on lockdown. (Is Character B super reluctant to have to babysit Character A? Or are they super happy to get to be taking care of their vulnerable crush? Somewhere in-between? Are they siblings? Partners? Friends?)

I wanna who y’all love to torture!

This means no pranks of any sort, just standard blogging.

Sick person being embarrassed after sneezing. Blushing a plus.

- someone in the forest meets up with a shady character to do some shady dealings, but then they hear someone else sneeze from behind the trees and they realize someone had been evesdropping… later around town they happen to overhear that exact same sneeze in the crowded square and manage to track down the spy by following their sneezes through the streets

Note: I know fic archives have different syntaxes for their searches than Google.  If you want to use the Google syntax and just want to look at AO3 or FF.Net, add “site:archiveofourown.org/works” or “site:fanfiction.net/s/” to the end of the search string in Google and it’ll restrict the search to just that site.  It won’t show you things that are locked to logged in users on AO3 (don’t know if FF.Net has anything like that) but it’ll bring up anything that’s publicly viewable. 

Just. Chills.

“The doctor said to get plenty of bed rest.” “Did you take your medicine?” “You’re burning up!” “Do you want me to get you another blanket?” “If you’re not better by tomorrow, we’re going to the hospital.” “You’ve been sniffling for ten minutes. Just blow your nose!” “Let me feel your forehead.” “You just need to sleep this off.” “You can’t go out like this!” “Come on, you need to eat.” “Do you want me to make you some chicken soup?” “Maybe some steam will clear you up.” “Don’t worry, I’ll clean it up.” “I don’t think it’s allergies.” “Did you eat something weird?”

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?!?!