Snarkin’ 4 life

Imagine what an amazing life chad and Erin would have with only 5 kids. So much time and attention with all of them and lots of time and attention left for each other. And they really love each other so they won’t be entirely distraught when their kids are all grown and moved out. They’re one of my faves

an updated timeline- and what’s odd- for the first time in a while I can’t tell you what the next update will be. As far as we know, no one is pregnant, courting or engaged. New baby? New courtship? We shall see! 

Hi! So Evan follows a new private account called cbs525. It’s a personal account for Carlin with her initials after marriage....I think this means she is getting married on May 25. It’s a Saturday. It makes sense because Alyssa’s private account is her initials plus her wedding date - ajw524.

Does your bf please you like the mighty Kelto pleases Josie’s coochie mama

do not reblog this unless you mean it. I have dealt with so much anti-semitism in my life and the number of times I get it from “open-minded liberals” is disturbing. Remember this summer when the Dyke Marches banned people for having a rainbow flag with a Star of David on it? I was accused of playing my “Jew card” too much when I tried to get my shitty goy roommate to stop making Auschwitz jokes. 

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter:

Jesus: *returns*

I’m so fucking tired of goyim ignoring antisemitism. They ignore everything until something so extreme happens, like the recent shooting. How about you start caring about us BEFORE WE FUCKING DIE. Just fucking LISTEN for ONCE when we say we’re angry or scared or sad about the injustices we as a people have faced OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I don’t know one single Jewish person who hasnt been touched by antisemitism. I’ve been called a kike more times than I can count. I went to elementary school with a boy who told me he wished Hitler had won the war. I was shouted at and threatened by a stranger for wearing a Magen David. My grandpa has had to respond to bomb threats at our synagogue. My grandma had to switch roommates in college because her roommate was violently antisemitic. My fucking Jewish PRESCHOOL had to have ARMED GUARDS to keep people from fucking MURDERING PRESCHOOL AGED JEWISH CHILDREN. I thought all preschools had armed guards until I was like 12. Just fucking LISTEN when we say things. Here, I’ll give you a list of things you NEED to listen to us about.

PASS THIS ON.