memesthetic

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up. 

cant get over the fact that the mandalorian has very little plot and is literally just sexy space cowboy single dad pedro pascal flying around doing freelancing gigs for gas money to protect his 50 year old green son who is an infant. star wars has peaked

this feels like a scene from a nightmare i had when i was like five years old or something

Bagpipe: PFNEEEEEEEEEEMNEEEMNEEEEEEEEE PFMNEEEEMNEEMNEEEEE PFNMOOOEEEEEEEEEEE PFMAAAAAAAAAA

This screenshot was taken in a toaster

i go to evil starbucks. i order a Violent Drink. and a cake pop.

I read the thread and what isn’t clear from one tweet that this 9yr old was reffing an adult women’s league, not a children’s league. And that woman who argued with said child ref was a player not a mom.

best feeling is when you just naturally click with a person. talking all day, every day, no forceful conversation, laughs, attention