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âHippo, fart, milk battle, crème brĂťlĂŠe harvest capybara raccoon cowsâ by Travis Chapman
After the battle they harvested the crème brÝlÊe because nothing goes to waste in the jungle.
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Finally they're making good fucking art
âHippo, fart, milk battle, crème brĂťlĂŠe harvest capybara raccoon cowsâ by Travis Chapman
After the battle they harvested the crème brÝlÊe because nothing goes to waste in the jungle.

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By request I'll be posting some of my Project Hail Mary stuff over here :D Here's an animatic for one of the book scenes o7
Idk how well it'll do here but its still worth sharing
it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music
Not february anymore but this made me chuckle a bit
if tumblr was in the hedge knight
âď¸serwynsshield
just saw this like 7 foot tall guy walking around the tourney grounds... um hi ser đł
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đ¤mothermaidencrone
apparently prince maekar's sons are here and one of them is bald????
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đĽkingbalerion
HEDGE KNIGHTS ARE THE MOST FOOLISH CREATURES. HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO PROD AT A DRAGON. ON THE MORROW VENGEANCE SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON HIM. THE DRAGON WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTED!
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đžpopwesteros
The hedge knight who stands accused of the assault of Prince Aerion at the Tourney of Ashford has been named as Ser Duncan the Tall. He entered the lists for the tourney last week, but his knighthood and subsequent eligibility in the lists has since been called into question. He claims that he was the squire to Ser Arlan of Pennytree, who knighted him before he died. Ser Duncan's trial will be the first recorded trial by seven in Westeros in over a century. The names of the defenders are expected to be released on the morrow.
đłfyeahpennytree
PENNYTREE MENTIONED!!!!! OMGGGG
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đˇladyredwine
gonna liveblog this trial by seven thing gods know there's nothing else to do
đˇladyredwine
wtf is on this hedge knight's ugly ass shield
đˇladyredwine
ok but the laughing storm is kind of giving
đˇladyredwine
UHH DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE THAT?
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the heir to the throne is killed at a tourney during a trial by seven which hasn't happened in a hundred years? the same week that a bunch of ravens teeth daeron promised to bring to trial are "found dead" in the black cells? lol. do they really think we believe this shit. follow the black dragon guys
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Squawk! I report Blackfyre treasons.
âď¸qarrrrrlll
lmaooo didn't you get served enough Ls on the redgrass field bro đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
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i can't believe it they literally DEPRIVED US of our first hot king
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i think you're missing someone â¨
âď¸divaofdorne
how'd you get here
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đŚââŹwelcometotheblackrobin
the new heir to the throne has an emo streak in his hair??? đ¤¨đ¤
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ONE OF US
đŞmorethanapander
i just know he knows the words to alysanne by heart
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đˇhoneywined
can these bitches go one month without killing each other gods damn
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đmaidenfairer
the targaryens are dropping like flies next thing you know prince maekar's bald son is gonna be king
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Lyonel: heyyyyyy come back to Stormâs End, Iâll love you like a brother
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the thing with ashford is the targaryens are showing up to this tourney in the middle of nowhere for good pr and hopefully a fairly chill weekend. they are making a Public Appearance as a ruling dynasty that can no longer just bring out the dragons when things get dicey on the political front. this is a good opportunity to show how normal and fun they can be. then aerion kills a horse, instigates a minor riot, assaults a random woman because he was kinning too hard, gets punched in the face, calls for an ancient ritualised trial to try and avoid getting punched in face for a second time and then baelor DIES there. worst targaryen family holiday to date
So glad he goes by his Sindarin name because good lord
Twilight can be a christmas movie if you really want to believe it⨠So here's my halloween costume as Edward, cuz I couldn't post it sooner (let's all pretend twilight vampires sparkle in the moonlight as well lol)
On my way to go watch Bella sleep.
Being a vampire is no excuse to not be a good christian boy đ¤
I'm a monster Bella I drink blood, you should get away from me 𼺠*takes a sip*
Serenading my spider monkey <3
A closer look at my shitty prop label. Haha get it? Cuz for a vampire drinking animal blood instead of human blood would be like... Okay I'll see myself out đ
And that's all, happy new year!
what the asoiaf book fandom has become in response to a several-years-long hiatus should be studied in the annals of history probably. beloved youtubers are ranking all named horses, thereâs speculation that tyrek lannister turned into a horse, a fascinating number of people have circled back to thinking ashara dayne actually is jonâs mom, thereâs the tyrion time traveling fetus theory, the varys mermaid theory, the gender theories, TOO many people are debating which preteen girl is the most evil, and reddit is still convinced that stannis baratheon is the pinnacle of straight masculinity. The Great Empire of the Dawn #TheGreatEmpireoftheDawn
I'm trying to make a short of inktober, but weekly... Maybe. So yeah, because I'm still in red rising brain rot and will be until the foreseeable future, it's character from there.
So here's the first week and the first character being one of my favorite minor characters, Holiday ti Nakamura. Her outfit is very inspired by USA military uniforms and yeah, I love Holiday, hope she survived red god.
Please don't judge how bad I drew fingers I promise I'm trying to get better

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Man it must feel good as hell to be the protagonist of a highly anticipated video game sequel that came out in 2025 especially when youâre the first protagonistâs sister and you can hold to sprint
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Epic but it's just a DnD game
DM: âThe cyclops pulls out a club and takes a swing. Everyone make a dexterity saving throwâ Odysseus: âNat 20!â Eurylochus: â17!â Polites: âThatâll be a nat 1âŚâ *Politesâs miniature is knocked from the board*
DM: âOdysseus walks off with the wind bag. Everyone make a wisdom saving throwâ Eurylochus: ââŚI got a 3â DM: âYou gotta see whatâs inside that bagâ Eurylochus: âBut Iâm Odysseusâs second in command, surely Iâd tru-â DM: âYOU GOTTA SEE WHATâS INSIDE THAT BAGâ
Odysseus: âI must be a god like you, âcause I got this root from the ground with my bare hands!â DM: âMake an intimidation checkâ Odysseus: ââŚyeah thatâs a 1â Circe: âHermes gave it to you, didnât heâ
Circe: âI roll to seduce Odysseus⌠17!â DM: âNot bad! Odysseus, make a wisdom saving throwâ Odysseus: âNat 20, baby!!â DM: âSorry, Circe, Odysseus really does just love his wife that muchâ
DM: âA siren appears, wearing Penelopeâs face⌠Odysseus, make a wisdom saving throwâ Odysseus: âAnother nat 20 letâs gooo-" DM: âOkay so you can just sail on by-" Odysseus: âNo no let me roll for persuasion, letâs have some fun with thisâ
Odysseus: âPlease donât tell me youâre about to do what I think youâll doâ DM: âRoll for persuasionâ Odysseus: ââŚnat 1â DM: âyour luck has run out. Eurylochus, steak time. Nom nom nomâ
Eurylochus: âBut weâll dieâ DM: âRoll for persuasionâ Eurylochus: ââŚnat 1â Odysseus: âI knowâ Eurylochus: âdude come ON-â DM: *lightning noises*
Odysseus: âIf youâre planâs so great, then whyâd you wait to say it?â DM: âHermes, make a performance checkâ Hermes: âNAT 20 DARLINGâ DM: âThis campaign is now a Hermes dance party. Ody, youâre fighting those sea monsters on your own while Hermes just tears it up in the cornerâ
Poseidon: âAfter everything youâve done, how will you sleep at night?â Odysseus: âNext to my wifeâ Literally the entire party: âOHHHHHHHHHHHâ DM: âTHATâS AN INSPIRATION POINT FOR YOUâ *Cut to Odysseus beating every single suitor in the span of like an hour*
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So...did u get deja vu?