too weird to live, and too rare to die.

The Federal Bureau of Control is the funniest version of the SCP Foundation ever created because, yes, much like the Foundation they're the only thing between humanity and total, random annihilation by extremely stupid anomalies, but unlike in the Foundation the rate of utter stupidity in their ranks is so skewed that some of their top researchers genuinely had the research proposal of "Why don't we feed Alan Wake's writing into AI and try to prompt it to make nice things?", only for Alan, from the Dark Place, to write a manuscript basically asking them "Are you this fucking stupid or is this performative?" And then everyone involved fucking died.

girls who can’t let go of anything still check the weather in places they no longer belong to (it’s me)

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist