bamf!

ah. Brienne of Tarth. my favorite case study on how many times a character, in canon, can be misgendered and mocked for their gender presentation before i decide that they’re pseudo-canonically trans now

braime but good omens….. brienne and jaime but aziracrow…. we can’t talk here. walk with me

how did it take me THIS LONG to realize that Ned probably only let Arya train with a sword and go on with dismissing the concept of marriage or children because he saw Lyanna in her. because he wanted her to avoid his sister’s fate. FUCK it’s GENIUS

was in my college anatomy class and the professor is talking about the kidneys and he randomly throws out, “you know, Robert Baratheon from Game of Thrones probably had gout.” and he and a few classmates go off on a tangent, and immediately he laughs and is like “yeah, he’s never finishing the last two books haha.” like damn, even my professor is on the “release Winds” train LOLLLL

oh and if you miss Juno Steel and his alien car, consider this your sign to go see Project Hail Mary on the largest screen possible

the realization that Jaime/Cersei/Brienne are probably inspired thematically by Aphrodite/Ares/Hephaestus is the sort that made me sit back in my chair and yell “George you bastard” because that’s brilliant, fucking brilliant, my god

white boy of the month update: the apple has fallen from the tree (Remy LeBeau) to the ground (Jayce Talis) and rolled down the hill (Fiyero Tigelaar) and into the gutter (John Walker) and straight into the chasms of white boy hell (Jaime Lannister)