run away dont ask why

Starting to think some of y'all don't even want to go on a doomed polar expedition with me

assert dominance over the IT department by having problems they've never heard of

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

some pdfs are dusty. this is a fact despite their lack of physicality. you understand

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse