Yo, I’m runnin’ through these hoes like Drano.

Happy 2 years of gay moon.

I just died from gummy vitamins btw

im on a seaweed diet

i see weed i eat it

you could make a post like "guys... i really love my cat" and if it got enough notes it would eventually get reblogged by a dude like "decent post and i agree with the sentiment but feels a bit forced. it's short but you can tell they workshopped it for a while to make it as obnoxiously tumblry as possible. i could do without the performative punctuation choices, personally."

I personally didn’t see the twist of portal 1 being that the disembodied voice speaking to you is evil, shes been saying eerie stuff all game, it’s when you don’t die in her fire pit and this cold matter of fact persona starts going “can you stop escaping you’re really hurting my feelings. I was just kidding with the fire pit it’s not my fault you can’t take a joke. Hello? are you even there. I’m the worlds most fragile and kindest lady and you want to break my heart?”

we need to talk about the being hungry to eating a food pipeline