She'd eat if we were having Tony-loaf

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

lol guys

Just taking a chance…

Lizzo really is that bitch. God, I love this woman

not surprising based on her DNA test results

Lil Nas X being gay does make the fact that his song is blocking Taylor Swift’s performative ally song from getting number 1 even funnier

the……. grasshoppers …. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

Roommates.

then you would get behind this wheel and drive around every day. just like it was normal and there was nothing especially odd about it. this is the way cars are now because it's 1983 and the future is slated to go into full swing around 1990