Gunpowder and Smoke Run in my Veins

"Do you want to play lions?"

"Who the FUCK is Mister Hyde?"

"Just once...Just bloody once, could you tell me where you parked?"

"Oh, Mary Poppins! I love Mary Poppins! I could EAT Mary Poppins!"

"That's got to be handy."

"Why did you lie to me?

"Rule one: don't lie to me! I can smell lies."

"Don't ever lie. to. me."

"Why do you really want this job?"

"Don't open your mouth unless you're telling me the truth."

"Love a girl with secrets."

"As long as the lights and cameras are on, you're safe."

"The lights are off...and you're dinner."

"Welcome to the company, Mary Poppins."

"I don't drink whiskey."

"'He' drank! 'He' took the car! Why am I getting the look?!"

"It's always the same tea."

"You don't do crosswords."

"And why not?"

"They're for fun."

"Good lord, really?"

"I'm fairly certain you used to have some sort of ego."

"First fag of the day, always hits the spot!"

"Don't worry. I have a good doctor."

"The night is young, there's a beautiful girl, and somebody is going to die. That's you, by the way."

"Trust me, the neck's good: quick for me, easy for you...everybody's happy!"

"I don't get a lot of pleasure from killing children...but I get enough."

"Let's play llliiiiiiioooonsss!"

"Billy! What do you think? Could I be a Billy?"

"My liver applied for a transplant."

"I hope I didn't catch you in the middle of someone."

"That's interesting because I've always thought of you like a bit of a hard-on."

"Oh?"

"Usually disappointing."

"He has Disney favorites?"

"My dark side likes Mary Poppins. No wonder I was bullied at school."

"It's raining, it's pouring _____ is boring!"

"Is he doing you?"

"I'm your new nanny."

"You must have quite an appetite."

"The most powerful creature on the planet, that's what I'm lookin' at. The fastest. The smartest. The best. And you’re British – so it’s even funny."

"Wakey...wakey..."

"You put my SON in a cage with LIONS."

"You've heard of good cop, bad cop? This is the movie!"

"Don't lie to me! Don't annoy me."

"Entirely up to you of course, but I'd say...the front of the queue!"

"Oh, ______, alone at last!"

"Don't play these games. Not with me."

"Know what've I got? You."

"Yep. Took your keys."

"Took my keys too."

"You won't hurt me!"

"I'LL EAT YOU!"

"I know how he thinks."

"I AM HOW HE THINKS!"

"Then you have a problem because he likes me."

"She's running, she's crying! She turned off the lights and she's DYING!"

"Come to daddy!"

"Time of the month?"

"Bit rich coming from the wolf-man."

"You're missing out. It's like sex. But there's a winner."

"Kids a bit...freaked."

"Well, yeah, what can you do? Someone tried to feed him to a lion."

"Then he will kill you."

"Then I won't die! I don't have the time."

"I don't want a drink."

"Sit! On! The chair!"

"You could have killed me!"

"Yes and this is my good side."

"Listen, can I tell ya, I haven't fucked anything in days, seriously a gust of wind and I go off! "

"So, nothing personal but I hope you don't have any plans that involve walking straight."

"Fantast-ische!"

"Well stop me in the middle if I'm doing it wrong."

"No. We just share a dick."

"First one of you that starts getting nervous, starts pulling that trigger? Dead."

"Hope you have a nicer boss."

"Yes, I'm a doctor. Know what I do with symptoms? I look them up on the internet."

"Did I bring the wrong thumb?"

"Sorry, hun. I should have mentioned I'm Dracula!"

"Oh this feels good--roomy! I could put up shelves!"

"The wife, and the ex, girls together, all friends now - the bastard's dead."

"The thing about consuming an alter-ego, bit like a Chinese, a minute later you're hungry again."

"Talk to me like you know me again, in public, where people can see, and the next sound you hear will be your own neck snapping. Do we have a basis for communication?"

"Hello, Mister Tumor. Goodbye, Daylight!"

"I've got rewind. Look at that. I've got digital rewind - It's like Sky Plus in here!"

"I finally found the adult channels."

"You know the way you sometimes think men are mentally undressing you?"

"She switched channels!"

"Fantastic arse."

"Trust me, I'm a psychopath!"

"I've got him sitting in a helicopter. No it's a moped, no it's a helicopter."

"Actually, it could have been a horse."

"Sorry, but you won't be dealing with Junior anymore. Daddy's home."

"People think that ____ is Rage. Or Hate. Or Greed. Or Lust. But _____ is far worse."

"Love is a psychopath."

"He's a psychopath for God's sake!"

"Look at that... Look what you did... This was CLEAN ON THIS MORNING!"

"SHOW SOME RESPECT!"

"Here it comes...tickles."

"Little town its a quiet village."

"Every day like the one before."

"Every morning just the same since the morning that we came to this poor provential town."

"Look there she goes. That girl is strange, no question."

"There must be more than this provential life."

"Its no wonder that her name means beauty. Her looks have got no parallel."

"Behind that fair facade, I'm afraid she's rather odd."

"Be our guest."

"Tie your napkin 'round your neck cherie and we provide the rest."

"We only live to serve."

"Try the grey stuff, its delicious."

"A dinner here is never second best."

"We'll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret."

"If your stressed it's fine dining we suggest."

"Life is so unnerving for a servant whose not serving."

"I'll be courting again, chic and sporting again. Which should cause several husbands alarm."

"I'll wear lipstick and rouge and I won't be so huge."

"When the world once more starts making sense."

"In my shack by the sea, I'll sit back sipping tea."

"Let my early retirement commence."

"If it all goes planned our time may be at hand any day now."

"Gosh it disturbs me to see you looking so down in the dumps."

"Every guy here'd love to be you, even when taking your lumps."

"There's no man in town as admired as you."

"For there's no man in town half as many. Perfect, a paragon."

"As you see, I've got biceps to spare."

"My, what a guy!"

"But he was mean and he was course and unrefined."

"Now he's dear and so unsure."

"I wonder why I didn't see it there before."

"No it can't be, I'll just ignore...but then she's never looked at me that way before."

"True, that he's no Prince Charming, but there's something in him that I simply didn't see."

"Well who'd have thought?"

"Who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?"

"There may be something there that wasn't there before."

"Tale as old as time, true as it can be."

"Barely even friends, then somebody bends."

"Just a little change, small to say the least."

"Both a little scared, neither one prepared."

"Ever just as sure as the sun will rise."

"Bittersweet and strange finding you can change. Learing you were wrong."

"It's a nightmare but its one exciting ride."

"Say a prayer then we're there. At the drawbridge of a castle."

"There's something truly terrible inside."

"Hear him roar, see him foam but we're not coming home til he's dead."

"Kill the beast."

"Raise your torch, mount your horse."

"Something's lurking there you don't see everyday."

"We won't rest til he's good and deceased."

"We don't like what we don't understand, in fact it scares us."

"We'll save our village and our lives."

“All persons convicted of piracy, or adding a person convicted of piracy, or associating with a person convicted of piracy, shall be sentenced to hang by the neck until dead.”

“A dangerous song to be singing, for anyone ignorant of its meaning.”

“What makes you think I need protecting?”

“An unexpected death would cast a slight pall on our meeting.”

“He’s much like myself, but absent my merciful nature and sense of fair play.”

“You think because she’s a woman we would not suspect her of treachery?”

“This is the thief. Is his face familiar to you?”

“As one of the nine pirate lords, you must honor the call.”

“There’s more to you than meets the eye, isn’t there? And the eye does not go wanting.”

“Kill him, he’s not our man.”

“There is an evil on these seas that even the most staunch and bloodthirsty pirates have come to fear.”

“There must be a good reason for our suffering.”

“It signals when a soul comes back to this world from the dead.”

“It’s not getting to the land of the dead that’s the problem. It’s getting back.”

“We need prisoners to interrogate, which tends to work best when they’re alive.”

“How long do we continue not talking?”

“For what we want most, there is a cost must be paid at the end.”

“Don’t be so unkind! You may not survive to pass this way again and those be the last friendly words you’ll hear.”

“Dead men tell no tales.”

“It is neither proper nor suitable, or, it is neither acceptable nor adequate. It is in obvious fact an abomination.”

“This truly is a Godforsaken place.”

“You lend an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium.”

“Leave you people alone for a minute and look what’s happened, everything’s gone to pot.”

“The world needs you back something fierce.”

“I just thought with the captain issue being in doubt, I’d throw my name in for consideration.”

“The man has become a monster.”

“Forever seems to be arriving a mite too soon.”

“I prefer rum. Rum’s good.”

“Ten years is a long time, but eternity is longer still.”

“If we don’t stand together, they’ll hunt us down one by one ‘til there be none left but you.”

“The world’s still the same. There’s just less in it.”

“You paid me a great insult once.”

“I’m not certain I can survive any more visits from old friends.”

“Despair leads to betrayal.”

“You and I are no strangers to betrayal, are we?”

“Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.”

“The goddess herself, bound in human form.”

“I’ve had more than enough experiences dealing with pirates!”

“You may kill me but you may never insult me.”

“Do you think he plants it all out or makes it up as he goes along?”

“You should never be anything less than what you are.”

“Words whispered through prison bars lose their charm.”

“I offer simply my desire.”

“You are not my captain.”

“If he saves me, he loses you.”

“He won’t pick me. I wouldn’t pick me.”

“If you choose to lock your heart away, you’ll lose it for certain.”

“Death has a curious way of reshuffling one’s priorities.”

“You have to ferry souls to the next world.”

“Immortal has to count for something, okay?”

“It’s too late to earn my forgiveness.”

“Our destinies have been entwined, but never joined.”

“No one leaves the ship.”

“For all that pirates are clever cobs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.”

“I don’t reneg on a bargain once struck.”

“Do not forget it was by my power you return from the dead, or what it means should you fail me.”

“I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup.”

“She pretended to love me! She betrayed me!”

“Better were the days when mastery of seas came not from bargains struck with eldritch creatures, but from the sweat of a man’s brow and the strength of his back alone.”

“It has been torture, trapped in this single form.”

“Would you love me if I was anything but which I am?”

“Many things you were, but never cruel.”

“You have corrupted your purpose and so yourself…and hid away what should have been mine.”

“I will be free and when I am, I will give you my heart and we will be together always.”

“My heart will always belong to you.”

“Pen ‘em up together and they’ll devour each other without a second though. Human nature, isn’t it?”

“Can we in fact pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, in which fury hell hath no?”

“I have only ever embraced the oldest and noblest of pirate traditions.”

“That’s the trick isn’t it? To survive.”

“He was merely the tool of your betrayal.”

“No course is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it.”

“Too long me fate has not been in me own hands- no longer.”

“Dying is a day worth living for.”

((Maybe a high school/uni verse?))