This is about to get all sorts of random

grogu sending SOS’s through the force: [please send help] [my dad and i need help] [if there’s jedi listening] [my dad is very caring] [he’s fighting imperials] [but he can’t keep holding them off] [even if he could totally kick their ass] [he’s been protecting me so much] [he’s afraid of nothing] [he’s also very strong] [won the super darksword] [from evil gideon] [with a stick] [so strong] [so brave] [took out a sand dragon] [on his own] [he’s a real warrior] [big armor] [tough] [so badass] [big hard armor] [but he’s lonely] [lonely warrior dad] [also single] [did i mention big armor?] [please jedi] [dad needs you]

ok so i got the Cerberus painting in Hades and Zagreus said something abt it “embarrassing several members of the house at once” so i went to look at it and

marina and the diamonds: TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal

Me: so anyway, everyone shipped an angel with this monster hunter-

Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng: Yanli you are the most beautiful and perfect bride imaginable. The stars in the heavens are straight up trash compared to your radiance. Gods weep before you and avert their eyes because they can’t handle how nice your hair looks like that.