AUGUST 12, 2036. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

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just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

“hamlet STABS the man behind the curtain, thinking it’s claudio—- but it’s POLONIUS. [vine boom] [OOOO MA GAAAWWWD] that’s right, he just killed his girlfriend’s FATHER. [WAT DA HEEEELLLLLL] [BRUH.mp3]”

the art of youtube poop will survive after the singularity

it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and laugh but ill power through. ill say it

Worry about it kitten

fml i just sent the "we ain't never solving this shit lmao" text to the Victims' Families Group Chat instead of the Hardened Detectives Group Chat ☠️☠️💀

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