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mr president i get that you've discovered puppygirls on twitter recently but can't this wait until after the journalists are gone

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

2023 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

2024 and we cant even electronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.

2025 and we can't evenelectronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.

Reading in Finnish: Drivers! Please unpack your load and finish your day on Friday 30.11. Unfortunately this also reads as; “Drivers! Please cum and kill yourself on Friday 30.11″

happy cum and kill yourself day!

The trans flag should have a werewolf on it. Like how Wales has a dragon

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

reblog to make this post appear on your blog, and on the dashboards of your followers

comment to make the words you write appear under the post

well good morning it’s time to get up and find out why my roommates (neither of whom, to my knowledge, celebrate Christmas) are blasting Christmas music at 8:30 AM on November 14th

Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

i have a suggestion

lets hear out tumblr user isuggestpolyamory

Working in retail is so interesting sometimes. Yesterday a woman came in to tell me the desk fan she'd bought only worked when it was plugged in. Didn't even ask for a refund, just wanted me to know how strange she found this to be

"street dentist"