A 91 year old grandmother was given a welfare check after being unresponsive to her family. When police showed up, she was in her room breaking her personal record on a video game😭

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A 91 year old grandmother was given a welfare check after being unresponsive to her family. When police showed up, she was in her room breaking her personal record on a video game😭

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I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre
If you dont like horror then watch the normal cutesy netflix gay shows ???
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still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

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its past midnight in england which means its 4/13/2016
4/13/2016 is a very special day because
its the 10 year anniversary of neil banging out the tunes
thank you neil for banging out the tunes
12 years of neil banging out the tunes!
16 YEARS OF NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES!!
20 YEARS OF NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES
Happy Easter.
At the end of the Jurassic Park game for Sega CD, Jeff Goldblum had a special message for gamers - 'breath, take a walk, go talk to the member of the opposite sex.' 😭
your bare minimum isn’t actually that bare or minimum. my dad once told me that there’s nothing in this world that’s easy and that’s true tbh. everything we do takes energy, time, and effort. even the little things. if you feel like you’re not doing enough please try to think about your circumstances and what’s currently available to you: chances are, there’s something that’s diverting or otherwise draining you. and to pull away from that and get something done regardless? well, i think that’s really admirable! please try to take pride in the things you do accomplish in a day, no matter how small or trifling you perceive them to be. you can’t be proud of your growth if you don’t notice where you already are!
no offense but this conversation was literally a major turning point in my life
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the transition im crying
I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline
characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)
fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48
Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.
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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
my lord i think we're lost
my lord????
*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up
My Lord COME BACK?!
MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!
...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you
my lord i WARNED you-
My Lord what happened to my boat
Don't correct people for saying the wrong thing if by "wrong" you mean that you agree with what they meant, but they didn't word it the same way you would have worded it. And if you're not sure about which one is the case, ask yourself: would the opposite of what they just said be closer to the truth, or further from it?
If someone said "you could get there faster by bike" when suggesting it as an alternative to walking or public transport, but you know that getting a ride in someone's car would be the fastest, and you want to correct them on that, pause and reflect: was that an option they aknowledged and dismissed? What would be the opposite of what they just said?
If you think about it, did they say "a bicycle is fastest of the three options realistically available", or "a bicycle is the fastest of all options of all time"? The opposite of the sentence you wanted to dispute would be "it would be faster to walk or take public transport than it would be to go by bike." Is that correct?
Before disagreeing with someone, try to flip the statement on its head and contemplate whether the opposite of it would be closer to the truth. If it isn't, then instead of speaking, consider not speaking. Sometimes it is morally permissible to shut the fuck up.