Not Tim Drake

well it's just for the night, besides she's not mine

Alright, good, I mean she seems like a sweetie but we already have a uh…lively bunch to say the least

her moms a bat, she can handle it

well it's just for the night, besides she's not mine

we have a guest try not to yell to loud

...You both confuse and amaze me with how much you manage to fuck things up in such a small amount of time, call the fire department please, we have company coming over and this time they won't give you family pass

….we uh threw water…unto the grease fire…and it spread…but we used a fire extinguisher….the rest of your kitchen though is uhm…uhm well…burnt?

...I'm no longer surprised close the door we'll use the other kitchen

I- lock yourselves in my room till I get home I'll fix it

PLEASE COME HOME AND KISS HIM OR DONETHING HES TRYING TO BEEAK DOWN THE DOOR

yes yes I'm coming

...You both confuse and amaze me with how much you manage to fuck things up in such a small amount of time, call the fire department please, we have company coming over and this time they won't give you family pass

….we uh threw water…unto the grease fire…and it spread…but we used a fire extinguisher….the rest of your kitchen though is uhm…uhm well…burnt?

...I'm no longer surprised close the door we'll use the other kitchen

I- lock yourselves in my room till I get home I'll fix it

...You both confuse and amaze me with how much you manage to fuck things up in such a small amount of time, call the fire department please, we have company coming over and this time they won't give you family pass

….we uh threw water…unto the grease fire…and it spread…but we used a fire extinguisher….the rest of your kitchen though is uhm…uhm well…burnt?

...I'm no longer surprised close the door we'll use the other kitchen

...You both confuse and amaze me with how much you manage to fuck things up in such a small amount of time, call the fire department please, we have company coming over and this time they won't give you family pass

...Mr. Wayne, you needed surgery. Because of salt. ((I'm fully choosing to believe he was poisoned and just ate salt thinking it would help))

The heart surgery was a long time coming…

HEART SURGERY?? MR. WAYNE ARE YOU SURE YOU SHOULD BE OUT OF THE HOSPITAL??

LOOK I’M FINE!!! The nurses won’t find me. They’ll think those alarms are from Deborah next door.

@notaburgerchain get your dad he's saying stupid shit

what? is someone dead? I'm not burying the body

he's eating salt again.

godsdamnit- I'm on my way don't worry

...Mr. Wayne, you needed surgery. Because of salt. ((I'm fully choosing to believe he was poisoned and just ate salt thinking it would help))

The heart surgery was a long time coming…

HEART SURGERY?? MR. WAYNE ARE YOU SURE YOU SHOULD BE OUT OF THE HOSPITAL??

LOOK I’M FINE!!! The nurses won’t find me. They’ll think those alarms are from Deborah next door.

@notaburgerchain get your dad he's saying stupid shit

what? is someone dead? I'm not burying the body

Some days I forget I’m 41. My son told me I was old… 41 isn’t OLD old. I’m still young… right?

...sure dad

HOW DOES ONE BURN DOWN HALF A KITCHEN

I was boiling hot dogs bro and then boom grease fire and then I threw water on the grease fire and then I thought you had to do abc’s for a fire extinguisher so I sang the song and then used it but already like half of it was burnt

I'm sorry what?

nothings damaged, well besides vals hairspray but I can buy him more

aaaand uh my sisters coming

i didnt even know she was coming until now! its Helena, she wanted to surprise me

I HATE SUPRISES AAAAAAAAH

I know I know it sucks but I really wanna see her it's been four years since I saw her, besides she's the same age as Mateo and Julian it'll be a good chance for them to make a friend now that they're technically rich

YOU want HER to meet THEM????

how bad could it be? sure she's like godly rich and a model but still it'll be fine

perfect she needs to be socialized more she's like a cat

Lord all mighty…don’t blame me if this goes bad

why would I? I'll blame myself plain and simple