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Mark: What's your favorite kind of bread?

Davey: Inbred.

#bad bread jokes #i hate myself for laughing #why did i laugh #fuck #bad jokes #bad quotes #funny though

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I was so angry I started rhyming.

Bre

#angry rhyming #spittin bars #wtf

This is a pretty dope box.

Nathan

#box #ceramics #boxes #art #high school #quotes #funny #random

Ceramics

Nathan: What do you think, Mr. Richter?

Richter: I think it's time to give up.

#ceramics #art #first hour quotes #school quotes #high school #funny #sad

Oh no, I don't know how to deal with emo breakdowns.

Richter

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Smoke tires, not drugs. DO a burnout don't BE a burnout.

Tristan

#drugs #burnouts #perfect #school quote #redneck af

Chemistry

Kyle: If you were drilling down, wouldn't you eventually be drilling up? How would that make your body feel?

LaFond: Confused.

#senior quotes #school #wtf guys

Bad Airplane Jokes in Econ

Davey: Did you hear about the airplane crisis?

Mark: Yeah, it was sky-high.

9-8-17

#school #quotes #bad jokes #sigh

If our school wants us to stay hydrated, then why do they make us cry?

me

#high school #quotes #funny #fuck you im funny #water bottles #first week of senior year

Baseball fiction by Jewish authors.

McKusick

#english class #school #senior year #britlit

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Quote

“I’m philosophying.”

-Michael

#high school quotes #first day of senior year #first day of schol #first day back #omg

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From the bottom of my heart:

Scheiße.

#tbh #bundestagswahl #not drarry #well fucking done germany

instantlys

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

#yup that's me #i relate #me lol

Did you just steal my pen?

Britt

#oops

Something Sweet

This is a short story of a thing that happened via Snapchat over my weekend. Alright, so guy I'm dating and I are doing a voice call through snap and out of the blue he goes, "Hey wanna see something cute?" And I go, "sure" What does he do? Sends this massive message containing solely pictures of me. Every single selfie I've ever sent him was in that and a lot of them are shitty. But you know what else? He saved them in the chat so I can't get rid of them ugh

#cute #sweet #boyfriend #why you do this #why you do dis #what the heck bro

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relatablepoetryandquotes

“there are worse thingsthan being alonebut it often takesdecades to realize thisand most often when you doit’s too lateand there’s nothing worsethan too late” - Charles Bukowski

#quotes #charles bukowski

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