(an ouroboros in reverse)

Have you ever had to have a pet put down? .

Were you excited to learn to drive, or scared? .

What was the last book you read? Did you enjoy it, or were you glad to be finished? >> I finished Interview with the Vampire last night on the plane. I am indeed glad to be finished because it's taken me almost a year to get through that book (I put it down for a while and only recently came back to it), but I also enjoyed some of it. Especially the ending. I was just very eager to get on with The Vampire Lestat but I want to read the series entire so I had to sit through the first book first. (Also, being very enamoured with the show, it was really difficult to read book!Louis without show!Louis crowding my mind and reminding me how much I enjoy him more than his predecessor.)

Do you ever wonder what other people are thinking when they stare at you? >> I do wonder that, especially since it happens so often.

Have you ever gone out of your way to get someone’s attention? >> This is way too vague.

When was the last time you felt incredibly tired? >> Yesterday, because travelling is fucking exhausting.

What candy cane flavor is your favorite? .

In your opinion, who doesn’t deserve to be famous? ,

Do you get angry when fast food restaurants mess up your order? >> Sometimes, because it's fucking frustrating, lmao. I can hold two truths at once ("the employee is just a person doing their best and I will not treat them badly because of a mistake" + "I JUST WANTED MY SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH AAAAUGUGHGHHHGHHH 😭"). If I'm able to properly emotionally regulate that day, then only the former will dictate my actions, but being as I am also just a person doing my best, the latter will sometimes leak through.

Have you ever had a ridiculous hair cut? >> I have not.

What was your favorite elective class in high school? .

Did you ever wish you could be homeschooled? >> School was awful but it was also the only time I could escape being at home, so... yeah, no.

Was it hard for you to get up this morning? >> Surprisingly not. I thought I'd sleep more fitfully because of my disrupted schedule but I hit the vape and knocked the fuck out and woke up fine -- later than I usually do, naturally, but I'd prefer that over waking up before being fully rested.

Have you ever had a dream so realistic you could’ve sworn it happened? >> I have.

When was the last time you colored with crayons or colored pencils? .

Can you remember the first survey you filled out? >> That was over 20 years ago, surely not.

Do you have any mental disorders? Do you feel comfortable talking about these disorders, if you have them? >> I experience symptoms that adequately align with the criteria for ASD and CPTSD. I don't mind talking about the symptoms and their effects on my life and the things I do to work with them, but I prefer to do that without relying too heavily on psychiatric/pathological frameworks.

Where did you go on your last field trip? .

Are you able to agree to disagree? Or do you have to have the last word? >> Most of the time I just don't care enough about what other people think or believe to put a lot of effort into arguing about it. It doesn't affect me either way, so it's all good.

Do you think you make a good first impression? >> I could not rightly know.

Do other people’s first impressions stick with you? >> Sure.

Are your friends who you thought they were when you first met? .

Do you have plans for tomorrow? >> I'm not sure what we're doing tomorrow. I know we have dinner reservations for the steakhouse, but that's it.

Who would you like to meet in the future? .

What are you currently looking forward to? >> Being back in my own room and getting to play video games again.

Have you ever touched a shark? >> A really small one, yeah.

Are you avoiding someone/something right now? .

Where’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home? >> Well, it used to be Colorado (from NYC), but now it's the Dominican Republic (from Michigan).

Is today special to you in any way? >> It is not.

Where’s your cellphone? >> It's across the room plugged into an actual outlet so it can fast-charge.

Do you believe in second chances? .

Is there anyone on your mind right now? .

Are you a fan of Sharpie markers? >> I can't say that I am.

What CD or song is your favorite right now? .

Have you changed out of your pajamas today? >> I have worn about four different outfits today. This is the most time I've spent in clothes since... gods even know when. I guess since the last time I went on a trip.

Can you speak any other language, even just a little? >> I have a little of German, Irish, and Spanish.

Where is your favorite place to travel to? >> New Orleans.

Who is your favorite musician? .

Where did you last shop at? >> I do'nt remember now.

Do you cross your legs when you sit? >> I don't, because I lose circulation pretty quickly when I do that.

What was the last story you read? .

Have you seen both of your parents today? .

Are you ambidextrous? >> I am not.

Do you prefer writing in print or cursive? >> Cursive.

What is your favorite TV show? >> Cape Fear is pretty damn good. Another case of a favoured actor playing a favoured character.

Is anyone you know a police officer? .

Will you visit any relatives over your next vacation? .

Are you planning on watching a movie tonight? >> I haven't watched a movie in days for obvious reasons. I can't wait to watch a bunch when I get home.

Do you wish you were currently somewhere else? >> I do wish I was back home, but I always wish that when I'm on vacation unless I'm somewhere I really love.

Are you a fan of scented candles? >> I'm particular about them. Most scented candles are just not great. But a good one is really good.

Is there any food you’re craving? >> I am quite full.

Has anyone ever been extremely jealous of you? Do you know why? >> Not to my knowledge.

What do you wish you’d spent more time doing five years ago? .

What is the most meaningful gift you’ve ever given? .

What was the angriest your parents ever were at you? .

What was the longest you stayed in your own home for? >> Without going outside at all? Probably a few days.

Right now, what is your number one desire? .

Do you feel as though someone ‘won’ in your last break up? >> I don't think of relationships or the dissolution of them in that manner.

Whatever happened to the first person you ever loved? .

What is the biggest difference between you and your best friend? .

Are you currently healthy? >> More or less, yeah.

What turned your life around? .

What is something most people are turned on by but you’re not? >> Other people in their physical reality.

When was the last time you felt truly at peace? >> Right now.

What are the top three qualities that draw you to a new person? >> Curiosity, self-assuredness, an air of mystery.

What is the best positive change you’ve made recently? >> I got a treadmill that I can put my laptop on. And then the heat wave happened so I haven't been able to use it, but at least I have it. Maybe the weather will have normalised by the time we get back from vacation and it'll be mid-seventies Fahrenheit in the house instead of low eighties.

Do you have a lot of friends or are you a nobody at school? .

Can you take the truth no matter what it is? >> I can. There is no guarantee that I will enjoy it or feel good about it, but I'm okay with that. I'd always rather have the truth than be lied to; I appreciate someone respecting me enough as a grown person to be honest instead of trying to ~spare my feelings~ like I'm some kind of fragile glass creature.

Would you tell everyone your best friends secret? .

If your BF/GF broke up with you, would you get even? >> Get even??? What, is someone not allowed to end a relationship with me without incurring some kind of retaliation? Weird ass mentality.

Have you ever been in love? >> Not in meatspace. But in general, sure.

Are you in love now? >> Always.

Do you think someone loves you? .

Do you think the person you like is eventually going to find out you like them? .

Do you think you’re better than everyone else? >> I love how teenage this survey is, lol. I don't think this form of comparison makes any sense. I am awesome and so is everyone else.

Would your friends like to say you like to spread gossip? >> I don't think anyone could honestly say this. It ought to be perfectly clear that I don't.

Do you like to make fun of people, just for something to do? >> Not "just for something to do", no. I have made fun of people for other reasons, like ripping on somebody's ridiculous post with some Discord buddies as a social bonding ritual.

Does your name mean BITCH to everyone around you? >> lmao??

How many friends do you have? .

If your friend said (in a non-teasing voice) to get a life what would you do? .

Have you ever made a friend cry? .

Have you ever made your BF/GF cry? .

If anyone came to your house on your ‘Lazy Day’ what would you do? >> I don't get visitors, but in a purely hypothetical situation, if someone came to my house when I wasn't in the mood to be social, I'd just tell them to come back a different day, ideally after messaging me first to make sure I was up for it.

Would you date someone you didn’t like to get to somebody else? .

Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? >> I have.

Are you honestly a good person? >> I don't think about whether I'm a "good" person or not. I don't really care either way.

Do you still speak to any of them? .

Have you ever kissed someone of another race? >> I have.

Are there any races you wouldn’t kiss? .

What is your favorite thing about your best friend? .

What do you mostly have in common with your best friend? .

Do you like it when men shave their chests? If you are a guy, do you shave? >> I don't find shaving one's chest to be an improvement over an unshaven one. What is your favourite kind of video game? >> RPG.

When you’re visiting a site, do you still type “www.”? >> I haven't done that since the aughts.

What can you hear right now? >> The dehumidifier.

Do you think it’s okay for kids to have cellphones? .

Do you watch anime? If so, what are some of your favourites? >> I do. Kill La Kill, Gurren Lagann, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica are my top 3. Kiznaiver, Neon Genesis Evangelion (really more End of Evangelion, if I'm honest), and Sakamoto desu ga are some other faves. Do you have any siblings? If so which one of them do you get along with the best? .

What’s your favorite TV show? And who’s your favorite character from it? >> Carnivale. Justin Crowe. Have you violated any of the 10 Commandments? If so, what? >> I can't violate them if I'm not beholden to them.

Do people think you look like either of your parents? Does that offend you? .

Do you prefer regular bacon or turkey bacon? >> I can eat either. I also eat vegetarian bacon.

Do you think it’s weird when people talk to their pets like people? >> I actually prefer that. I hate the sing-song baby-talk thing people usually do when they see an animal.

What is the last place, other than home, that you stayed overnight? >> Sparrow's parents' house.

What is the furthest you have traveled alone? >> Three-quarters of the way across the United States.

Have you ever dated someone simply for their looks? >> Most of the romantic relationships I ended up in were because the other party was interested in me and I didn't mind looking at them. So, yeah, partially.

Have you ever been drunk? >> Many times.

What was the name of the main character in the last book you read? >> Louis de Pointe du Lac.

What are three of your favorite toppings for salads? >> Feta cheese, diced apple, idk.

Do you prefer pizza or hot dogs? >> Pizza. What is your favorite pizza topping? >> Veggies. Is your dad a jerk? .

Is anyone in your family currently in the military? . What is your favorite dog breed? .

Have you found any gray hairs on your head? >> I have quite a few at this point.

Do you own a bikini? >> I own a two-piece, but it isn't in the bikini style specifically.

If you were a rockstar, what color guitar would you have? >> Pink. Would you rather have a personal chef or personal house cleaner? >> Personal house cleaner. Do you have any zits on your face right now? >> I do not. What are three creative hobbies you enjoy? .

What are three things you like about church? >> The ritualistic elements, the music (depends on the church, obviously... some churches have abysmal music), and the architecture (again, depends on the church; I think megachurches are the ugliest thing on the face of the earth and if I was god I'd be insulted by them).

What was the last type of pie you ate? >> Dutch apple.  Which book did you love when you were younger? >> The Phantom Tollbooth. Still do.

Which book series could you read again? >> It's about time to read Madeleine L'Engle's Time Quintet again, but I gotta get through all the shit I'm reading currently first. Tell me about your first breakup, if you had one. .

Which person would you chose to travel the world with? .

Do you have (a) stuffed animal(s) sitting in your room? Which one(s)? >> There are several. Bunny, bear, dragon, otter, spider.

Have you ever had to do a doubletake on someone ‘cuz they were so pretty? >> I have done this.

Is your last ex currently in a relationship? .

Who was the last female you were introduced to? .

Who was the last male you were introduced to? .

Do you use a nightlight? >> I don't.

What’s your opinion on border control? >> There are good reasons to have border control, but at this point the situation is so dire that I don't even want to acknowledge that nuance. Fuck border control. What are your favorite things to create? >> Universes.

What’s something you prefer to keep private? .

Are you good at prioritizing? >> I suppose.

If you’re not religious, were you ever? What made you lose faith? >> I was never good at it even when I tried to be. I never had faith as such, which was probably most of the reason I was bad at religion.

What feeling do you have the most difficulty in expressing? >> I can express all of them just fine on my own, but if I'm around others, I don't feel comfortable expressing any of them.

Do you like your neighbors? >> I have not spoken to most of them. I like the ones I've met. My upstairs neighbour is cordial but I don't like him on principle because having upstairs neighbours (especially ones with young children, even if they only have them on weekends) is hell.

Do you have a lot of neighbors your age? >> I don't know the ages of my neighbours. Is there a mall where you live? >> There are two malls in this city. Is there a lot to do where you live? >> There is a fair amount to do, but it also depends on your preferences. If you like a lot of nightlife, for example, this is not the place for you. But if you like beer, this definitely is the place for you. (I also think this city is trying to be the Portland or Austin of the Midwest sometimes -- there's a lot of "quirky" art stuff and LGBTQ+ events, but it has that specific kind of... idk, Young White Humanities Major vibe. It doesn't bother me and I do go to some of the events, I just find it all a bit corny.)

Do you live near the beach? >> I live an hour away from a Great Lake.

Do you live near water? >> See above.

Do you live near woods? >> I wouldn't say that.

Does a lot of your family live within 15-20 minutes of you? .

Does a lot of your family live within an hour of you? .

What state, county, city, do you live in? >> Grand Rapids, Michigan. How long have you lived in that area? >> 10 and a half years. Whoof.

Does where you live attract a lot of tourists? >> I wouldn't say that. But there are some.

Do you like where you live? >> I don't. I'm known for doggin on West Michigan on the regular. It's just not my vibe and I have to vent my frustration about being stuck here every once in a while. Like a pressure cooker. I will say, though, that if I have to be stuck here, at least this city is clearly the least worst of the cities in this area. The west side of the state, I mean. I'd still rather live in the Detroit metro area if I had to live in MI in general.

Your House

What kind of house do you live in? >> Like, architectural style wise? I have no idea. How many stories is it? >> Two. And a basement.

What color is the outside? >> Like some kind of dull yellow.

Are there bricks? >> There are not. Do you have a big yard? >> Small yard.

Do you have a pool? >> I do not. Do you have a hot tub? >> I do not.

Do you have a fence? >> There are fences but they're technically the neighbour's fences.

Is there a sidewalk? >> There is.

Are there steps leading up to your front door? >> There are. Do you have a front porch? >> I do not. Just a stoop.

Do you have a deck? >> I do not.

How many windows are in the front of your house? >> Six. Is there a rec. center in your neighborhood? >> I don't think so. Are you outside a lot? >> Not a lot. I'd like to be outside more but it's loud and people-y out there. Are there windows on the sides of the house? >> There are. There are just a lot of windows in this house in general.

Is your house close to a main road? >> Fairly close.

Do you have a big driveway? >> It's not big, it's just regular.

The Inside

How many rooms are on the first floor? >> Seven.

How many rooms are on the second floor? >> I don't know, that's the other tenant's apartment.

How many flights of stairs are there? >> Two.

How many bedrooms? >> My unit has two bedrooms.

How many bathrooms? >> One.

Do you have a basement? >> I do. 

Do you have a garage? >> I do.

A dining room? >> I suppose one could use the front room as a dining room. I don't.

A family room? .

A game room? . Do you have any other cool rooms such as movie theatres or salons? .

In your kitchen, is there hardwood floors or tile? >> Tile. Is there always a lot of food? >> I wouldn't say a lot. We make do pretty well for being low-income, though.

Is there any alcohol in your house? >> There is some. The reason it's still in here is because it keeps not being drunk, lol. I don't think I'll ever finish that bottle of absinthe. Past versions of me absolutely would have demolished it by now, but I ain't them.

Do you have a big refrigerator? >> I do not.

Living Room What color are the walls? >> White. Which is an awful combination with so many windows. I have to wear sunglasses in here sometimes.

What color is the carpet? >> Like, grey?

How many couches are there? >> One. How many recliners? .

How many chairs total? >> Four.

How big is your TV? >> I think it's like 35 or 40 inches, idk.

Is there a computer in the living room? >> There is, because the living room is my bedroom.

Is your dining room connected? .

Is your family room connected? .

How many pictures are on the walls? >> On all the walls combined? Quite a few.

Is there an entertainment center? .

Are there a lot of other decorations on the walls? >> Some. 

Your Room

What size is your bed? >> Twin.

What color are the walls? >> The walls in this apartment are all the same white colour.

What color is the carpet? >> Tan. Are there hardwood floors? >> Not in my room.

Are there any rugs? .

How many windows are there? >> Eight.

Do you have a TV in your room? >> I do not. Do you have a computer in your room? >> I have two computers in my room. Do you have any game systems? >> I do not. Do you have a dvd player? >> I do not. Do you have your own phone? >> I do.

Do you share your room with anyone? >> I do not.

Do you have a bunk-bed? .

How many pictures are on the walls? >> Five movie posters, a painting of me, and three other posters/art pieces that are actually Sparrow's. I should ask them if they want to put them in their room.

What else is on the walls? >> I have my battle vest and Drive hoodie hung up like decorations, lol. I just like to look at them when I'm not wearing them.

How many chairs do you have in your room? >> One, and the couch.

What is the square footage? >> Man, I don't know.

Do you have a lot of cds? .

Is there anything else in your room? >> I mean, there's a lot of other stuff in my room. Tis a big room.

Do you have a walk-in closet? >> I don't. None of the closets in here are walk-ins. People did not have as many clothes when this house was built as they do now.

Do you have your own bathroom? >> There is only one bathroom.

Do you have a clock? .

Some Other Questions

How many phones are in your house? >> Two cell phones. How many TVs? >> Just the one. It's in Sparrow's bedroom.

How many dvd players? .

On your last birthday, what did you do? >> Went to a Korean cuisine restaurant nearby for dinner. And Sparrow made me a spice cake.

What did you eat for dinner last night? >> Dinner at the Wayland house was grilled shrimp + chicken and vegetables. When I got home I had a black bean salad.

Do you embrace your flaws? >> I don't think of any of my traits as flaws. All traits have both upsides and downsides, in my experience.

Do you have any articles of clothing that have paint splatters? >> I do not.

Does every shirt you own say something on it? >> Not every one, but a majority of them do.

Has hot wax ever been poured on you? >> No.

If you want to lose weight, how much do you want to lose? .

Have you ever worn a tutu in public? >> I haven't, but I've worn poofy petticoats, which are similar in shape.

Have you ever made your own garden? >> I have not.

Did you go to preschool? If so, for how long? >> I went to pre-kindergarten, but only for half of the year. I got bumped up to kindergarten early, which threw off my age/grade ratio the same way getting skipped a grade would.

Have you noticed that radio stations repeat songs a lot? .

Are shiny things distracting? >> No more than everything else.

Have you ever called someone a poser to their face? >> I have not.

Do you look people in the eye when you’re speaking to them? >> I usually don't look at people at all when I'm speaking to them. Sometimes I have to make a point of looking at someone's face just so I don't leave the interaction with zero knowledge of what they look like, lmao. Like, I'm good with faces but I have to actually see the face in order for that to work...

If you could get a tattoo right now, what would it be? >> I don't think much about tattoos that I want because I can't afford them so why bother, therefore I don't have any ideas on hand.

Are guys that get their eyebrows waxed attractive to you? .

What’s the last thing that you added to your favorites? .

Do you know your blood type? >> I do not.

Could you be a teacher? >> I would not be interested.

What personality traits turn you off? >> One of the things I'm most turned off by is a really self-effacing, self-deprecating personality. It just grates on my nerves. The more you say "sorry" the less I want to be around you.

Facial hair on guys: yes or no? .

When’s the last time you had a two-hour delay? .

Have you ever done odd jobs around town? .

What was the last thing that you considered buying, but chose not to? >> I was planning on getting a different pre-tied from The Little Tichel Lady than the one I ultimately chose.

Who was the last person you were required to buy a gift for? And what did you choose? >> I'm not required to buy a gift for anyone. There's no damn way you could enforce an absurd rule like that with me.

Have you ever accidentally bought someone a gift that they already had? >> Way back in like 2018 or so, Sparrow's parents and I both got them the Dark Tower movie artbook for their birthday.

Can you recall the last time you bought flowers for someone? What kind? >> It was in 2016. I don't remember what kind. And when was the last time someone sent flowers to you? What kind? >> A couple of years ago or something like that. Sparrow's parents sent them. Still don't remember what they were. That kind of thing doesn't stick in my mind.

Are you a keen reader? If so, what books are you planning to read soon? >> I... wouldn't really call myself a keen reader? I read, but it's not at all my main hobby or special interest.

How many books do you think you own? Just take a rough guess. >> Like 12.

Are there any books that you own more than one copy of? >> There are not.

Lipstick, lip gloss, or neither? . What brand of mascara do you use, if any? .

What was the last minor disappointment that you experienced? >> The bookstore in Lansing with the spider shop in back is closed on Mondays and Monday is when we planned to go to Lansing. It was a minor disappointment because we can still go another time (preferably after we get back from vacation, if we're going to get a spider) (still don't know if I actually want one) and I still got to go to Horrocks for my treats.

Do you have loyalty cards for any of your favourite stores? Which one(s)? . What scent does your hand sanitizing gel have? . What does your favourite mask look like, if you have a favourite? . Do you remember what you had for lunch last Sunday? >> The log says tortellini. I also had a bit of rice with furikake after the rice cooker finished.

Is there a bottle anywhere close to you? What does it contain? >> There's a lot of bottles close to me.

As a child, what was a trait or habit you had that annoyed your parents? . What was the last TV series that you watched for the first time? And what did you think of it? >> It was an anime called uhh... Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! lmao. I like to click the random button on Aniwaves and see what it gives me. It was very stupid (affectionate) and I very well might keep watching it.

6~ Do you treat others better or worse than yourself and why? >> I treat myself better than I treat anyone, and that's always going to be true. Because I have to live with myself and also because I love myself the most. 7~ What sound is annoying you right now? .

8~ Where was your last vacation to? >> The last time I went on an overnight trip was last October, to Cedar Point. 9~ Where was your last car ride to?  >> Back home from shopping.

10~ Where did you last walk to? >> The grocery store to get a couple of things.

11~ What gives you a peaceful feeling?  >> Laying back and enjoying the afternoon sunshine.

12~ Are you a light sleeper?  >> I am. I wear earplugs to sleep.

13~ When you sleep next to someone who usually falls asleep first?  >> It would always be the other person because I sleep like shit if I have to share a bed. 14~ How many people have a piece of your heart? .

15~ What do your salt and pepper shakers look like? >> We buy the kind that come in grinders.

16~ When was the last time you hurt yourself?  .

17~ Would you rather live in the city, suburbs or the country?  >> I'd rather live in the city, despite my constant annoyance with having so many people in close proximity to me, because I require access to public transportation and social services in order to survive. I also find suburbs abhorrent as a concept.

18~ Have you ever built something? . 19~ Are you more of a maker and giver, or a taker and user?  >> What a weird dichotomy. 20~ Do you take naps? >> Not usually, but sometimes I'll have a sharp energy drop in midday and have to take a catnap. It's never longer than 20 minutes. 21~ Do you buy holiday gifts early or at the last minute?  .

22~ Do you laugh when there is no joke and dance when there is no music?  . 23~ If someone else were to describe you what would you hope they would say? >> That I'm cool and awesome and sexy. I don't know, man. Ultimately if they say something positive I'm happy and if they say something negative I'm gonna be annoyed. Unless it's true, then I'm like "yeah.... you got me lol".

24~ What is the dirtiest habit you can think of?  .

25~ Do you ever need ‘quiet time’?  >> Of course.

26~ Do you think it is harder for a parent to outlive their child or for their child to outlive them? .

27~ What was your best find from a flea market, garage sale, ebay or thrift?  .

28~ What is one selfish thing you tend to do?  >> Just about everything I do is selfish. 29~ What kinds of people do you find intimidating? .

30~ Out of everyone you know who has the most unique personality?  . 31~ When do you do your best thinking?  >> When I wake up at 03:00 and can't get back to sleep, lol. I don't know what it is but the brain be cookin at that time of night/morning.

32~ What was a choice that you didn’t want to make but you had to?  .

33~ Have you ever written a letter to a soldier?  . 34~ What does your favorite coffee mug look like? .

35~ What age do you think it is most difficult to be?  >> A teenager.

36~ Do you think you could handle a day in jail?  >> I guess I could, technically, but certainly not well. 37~ Who is the most overbearing person you know? .

38~ Have you ever been on a trampoline?  >> I have been.

39~ What do you use batteries for the most often?  >> Remotes, I guess. Most of the things I own now are chargeable.

Do you like bacon bits on your salad? >> I do. What do you do to celebrate Earth Day? . Have you ever had someone try to intentionally bully you to suicide? >> I don't think so. It wouldn't work, anyway.

Who are your favorite kids that you’ve babysat? .

Would you feel funny if you kissed somebody of the same sex? >> At this point in my life, I'd probably feel funny if I kissed anyone at all. I'm far out of practice in that kind of experience.

Name three things in your room that others probably don’t have in theirs: >> A big Grim Reaper Squishable, a portrait of themself done in the colours of their aura as read by the artist, and a triptych of The Dark Tower movie posters.

Besides furniture, what’s the biggest thing in your bedroom? >> Does a stationary bike count as furniture? If so, then probably the big storage bins. Or the aforementioned Squishable. Describe your feet: >> They're just feet, there's nothing really remarkable about them except the fact that I don't have nails on my big toes.

What’s a pretty bird? . Besides sleeping, what do you do in bed? >> Nothing, I only sleep in my bed.

How do you like your hoodies? >> On the big side, well-insulated, with some kind of design on it that represents some media I like or a place I've been to.

Can grills be sexy on a guy? >> I don't find grills sexy but I find them aesthetically interesting and culturally familiar, which isn't nothing. Have you ever been in a Catholic confessional? >> I have not. I'd only want to be in one if I'm doing some kind of kink scene. What color was the hair of the last person you kissed? .

Can you do a backflip? >> I cannot. Where are the last three places you went? >> The Warhammer store, Red Robin, and the mall. Do you consider yourself a flirt? . How old is the oldest person you’ve dated? .

What’s something that makes you feel more creative? . Who has the best personality on YouTube? . Which YouTuber seems uber-confident? . What is the funniest YouTube video you have ever seen?

Have you ever been inside a Victorian mansion? >> I haven't, but I'd like to be.

What was the most boring field trip you ever went on? .

Do you enjoy watching videos of babies being born? >> This just doesn't seem all that interesting. Like, I love medical videos and stuff but birth is just kinda meh unless there are complications. I do love complications.

Are you a hoarder? >> Not even a little bit.

If you were rich, what things would you get done cosmetically? >> I don't think I'd want anything of that nature. There aren't any cosmetic surgeries that really interest me. I would like to get vampire fang veneers, though. Are you the type of person who asks a lot of questions? >> I most definitely am.

How many states have you visited in your lifetime? >> Like 10 or so.

What is your biggest fear for the future? .

Do you like seafood, or not so much? >> I love seafood.

Have you ever cried from being so nervous? . What is your favorite book series, if you have one? >> Hmm... Lives of the Mayfair Witches, maybe. Or Madeleine L'Engle's Time Quintet.

Have you ever had a parasite before? >> Haven't.

Do you have a big heart when it comes to animals? >> I really do not. Like, I enjoy and appreciate them and I don't wish suffering on them or anything, but I also am not particularly invested in their welfare and I'm certainly not some kind of bleeding heart about them. It's so incomprehensible to me that so many humans claim to care more about nonhuman animals than their own species, like... alright, I guess. Have you ever put your pets in a kennel for a while? . Where is your favorite place to buy clothing? >> A thrift shop. Do you enjoy listening to older music? >> I do.

As a child, did you ever want to become a mermaid? >> I did not.

Can you compose sentences in any other language than your own? >> Eh... a little. Have you ever met someone who was really racist before? >> Probably.

Do you have any celebrity autographs? . If you could be a Disney character for a day, who would you be? .

What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? >> I don't know. I wear black almost exclusively but that's just habit at this point and it also makes it incredibly easy to build outfits.

Did you ever build furniture forts as a child? >> I did not.

What kind of dog is your favorite? .

Do you prefer water or land? .

Have you ever had a seizure? .

Do you plan on losing weight any time soon? >> Hell the fuck no.

Have you ever been in a heated pool? .

Are you looking forward to anything? >> The grand opening of MINISO this Saturday, and also the day trip to Lansing, whenever that happens. I'm gonna get so much Horrocks food. Truly the only store that 100% understands my tastes and desires.

What was your GPA in high school? . Do you require a lot of private time? >> I do, and fortunately I get it.

What do you plan on doing with the rest of your life? .

If you have a favorite television show, who’s your favorite character? .

Did you use to watch Blue's Clues? . Do you stutter when you get nervous? >> A little. It's just harder to speak overall.

Your lunch consisted of…? . What is your favorite kind of chips? >> Zapp's Voodoo chips, Meijer brand salt and pepper chips, and pita chips.

What is the best way to tell someone that they stink? >> I don't know what the best way is. I also am not thinking about telling anyone this unless they're like, someone I live with or have known for a long time and I know they'd want to know. Do you have any embarrassing usernames? .

Do you have a backpack in a shape of an animal? >> I have a backpack in the shape of a Gengar.

Have you ever waxed your legs? >> Fuck no. Do you own any shirts with a peace symbol on it? .

Have you ever taught a little kid to flip people off? >> I haven't, but I would. Have you ever scratched yourself until your skin was raw? >> I have, not because I was itchy but as a form of self-soothing.

Is there a room in your house that you don’t like going in? >> Honestly, that's most of the rooms. Any room that isn't my own (and therefore not solely under my control) is liable to have something going on that is off-putting to me. And bathrooms just skeeve me out, especially small ones (and ours is really small). Do you remember the last question you were asked? What did you answer? >> CJ asked me what I've been reading and watching lately in our DM conversation. I answered with what I'm reading and watching.

Besides salt and butter, do you put anything on your popcorn? .

Are you lonely? >> I am not. 

What’s your favorite magazine to read? .

Do you like pineapple? >> I do, in small amounts. Have you ever seen fireflies? >> Many times. I can't wait to see more this summer! Have you ever trespassed? >> I have. Do you tell your parents where you are going? .

Do you raise your hand or participate in class? .

Do you like visiting the mall? Why or why not? >> I do, it's fun to just walk around and look at stuff and watch teenagers run around (if they haven't been shut out of the mall completely. People really hate to see teenagers having a good time).

Would you ever see a therapist? >> I am not interested in that at this time. It doesn't feel necessary or helpful.

Are you afraid of heights? >> I think I'm afraid of heights in a normal way. I like planes and roller coasters and stuff but you won't catch me doing daring or dangerous shit like what that fool girl was doin in that movie Fall.

Are you afraid of the dark? >> I am not.

Are you a jealous person? >> I am not.

When is your birthday? >> May 28.

What are you listening to right now? >> White noise. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to be doing? >> Many times.

Are you still friends with someone from kindergarten? . What is the most important thing to you? >> My life, I guess?

Do you like whipped cream? >> In small amounts. Are you close to your mother? .

Are you close to your father? .

Do you walk around bare foot when you’re at home? Or do you wear socks? >> I walk around barefoot.

Do you like chocolate popsicles? >> Not at all.

Would you ever be your school’s mascot who wears that costume? .

Would you rather see the Great Wall of China or Big Ben? .

Have you ever written a poem? >> A long time ago.

Would you ever be a tornado chaser? >> Maybe once, lol. I admit to a lot of morbid curiosity regarding tornadoes.

What is your favorite thing to eat with bbq sauce, if you even like that stuff? >> These dino-shaped sweet potato nuggets that I get from ALDI.

Your parents tell you that this summer, you get to pick the vacation. Where do you plan to go? .

What do you think is a good theme for a prom? .

Have you ever had to do a class in summer school? .

Do you get nervous when you go to the doctor? About what? >> I get extremely anxious at the doctor but it's not about anything specific, I just hate the whole experience. I usually go into mild shutdown at doctor's appointments, but I did a telehealth appointment recently and found that to be way more tolerable. No one is touching me, I'm not in an unfamiliar and forbidding environment, and I can be cozy on my couch playing Diablo Immortal during my appointment.

Have you ever been to the rainforest? >> I have not been. Have you ever created a website? >> I have, several times. I currently have a Neocities.

Ever thought about writing a book? >> Not really. It's not something I'm interested in doing, and I do not have the skill besides.

Have you ever had a dream where you killed someone? >> I have. Do you ever make up stories in your head and wish they come true? >> All the stories I make up are true.

Which is worse: stuffy nose or runny nose? >> Stuffy nose just feels bad but runny nose feels bad and is annoying as fuck besides.

Which is worse: Sick to your stomach or sore throat? >> Sore throat.

Do you think your last relationship was a disaster? .

Have you ever solved a Rubik’s Cube? >> I have not. I do know it's all just math, though (I knew someone who could solve a cube in like a minute; we got so many free drinks this way).

Who do you think is the easiest to talk to? .

Would you consider yourself to be emo? >> I wouldn't.

Do you have a favourite metal band or do you not like metal? >> Most of my favourite bands are metal bands because that's the genre I listen to the most. Thick or thin blanket? >> Depends on the season, don't it? Who are your favorite bands? >> Zeal & Ardor, Ne Obliviscaris, Sevendust, Deafheaven, et al. How do you mark through your word search puzzles? >> Strikethrough.

Have you ever sewn something? >> I have. What did you eat for dinner last night?  >> I had a microwave bag of some kind of Tuscan vegetable mix and then some hummus and za'atar pita chips.

Ever been grounded? If so, for what? .

Have you seen all of the Jaws movies? >> I've seen none of the Jaws movies.

When was the last time you played cards? (not on the computer) . Have you ever drank Cherry Coke? >> I've had a few sips of it. It's not something I would drink. Have you ever had a black eye? >> I have not. I don't think.

Have you ever eaten a bug? >> On purpose, yeah (crickets).

Do you like pranking people? >> I don't.

Did you ever take a cooking class in school? . Do you celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? >> I don't.

Do you use Skype? >> Well, I did. Now I use Discord. Have you ever participated in local magazine cover girl searches? >> lmao no. Have you ever been called a skank/slut because of the way you dress? >> Probably.

Is your ex sexually attractive to you still? .

Describe the most romantic moment you’ve ever had. .

Have you ever cheated on a test? >> Of course, lmao. Have you ever been to couple’s counseling? >> I have not.

How often does your employer ask you to work overtime? .

Did you often read for fun when you were a kid? >> Voraciously.

When was the last time you were scared? >> At Cedar Point, lmao. The last time we were on a roller coaster was when we were in high school. I was definitely a lil shook especially on that starting incline (that's what always gets me, because then I have time to go "oh my god what am I doing get me off this thang" 💀 when the thing actually gets going I'm too busy being shaken around and flipped upside down to think about anything, lol). It was still fun, but I do hate that feeling and wish I didn't have to deal with it, because I like roller coasters and would like to ride them more often.

What’s your favorite song by Rihanna? .

Can you speak binary? >> I am not a techmarine of the Adeptus Mechanicum.

Would you rather live somewhere that had hurricanes or tornadoes? .

Have you ever had a pet that you disliked? >> I don't keep pets, but I have had to (and currently have to) live with other people's pets that I disliked.

When was the last time you saw hail? >> Last month, I think.

What is on your mind right this second? >> A random song is stuck in my head.

Have you ever given a nickname to your pet(s)? . When was the last time you shaved your legs? >> Uh... the mid-2010s? Maybe early 2010s.

Do you ever try free samples at the store? >> I do, I love free samples.

Do you like boys with long hair? .

Do you like root beer? . What is the best fast food place, in your opinion? >> I prefer Wendy's. Or Popeye's.

What time do you usually try to wind down in the evening? >> I usually start winding down around 21:00. What’s something you have been putting off? .

What restaurants do you frequently eat at? .

Do you like banana pudding with a lot of bananas or more vanilla wafers? . How many books would you guess you’ve read in the last 5 years? >> I've had my Storygraph account for 5 years so I don't even have to guess. The answer is 93.

What was the last message you sent? >> I sent Sparrow a couple of photos of goslings I saw at the park.

Have you ate anything green today? What’s your favorite way to add greens to your diet? >> I have not. The most frequent ways I get greens are as salads, putting greens on sandwiches, and adding frozen broccoli or spinach to things.

When did you last light a candle or incense? >> I lit incense a few hours ago.

Is it currently warm where you are? >> It is! I feel so toasty :D Have you ever fallen out of bed? >> I have not. It kind of impresses me that people can do this, lol. That's a lot of floppin around in your sleep...

What do you like on your hot dogs or burgers? >> I like all the typical toppings on burgers.

Are you currently listening to anything? >> White noise.

What did you last put in storage? . What’s your favorite thing to do outside? >> Just be out there.

Are there any celebrities that you are a big fan of? >> Moderately big, sure. Do you ever watch award shows? >> I don't.

Do you usually run out of shampoo or conditioner first? . Do you have any LED lights in your home? . What is your biggest challenge? >> Poverty.

What was the last sweet thing you’ve eaten? >> I had a chocolate chip-toffee-pecan cookie. Do you prefer buying new clothes or thrift shopping for clothes? >> Thrifting because I am both poor and sustainability-conscious, but with some of the things I want, new is the only option.

What is something you need right now? >> Sunscreen.

What’s something you like that is blue? >> Morpho butterflies.

Have you treated yourself today? >> I had a good social outing, I had delicious food, I had some sunshine, I got the game expansion I wanted (it was on sale)... yeah, I've had plenty of treats today. 

Have you ever traveled alone? >> Many times. What color is your most worn jacket/hoodie? >> Black. Who is someone you would like to get to know more? . What toy do you miss the most from your childhood? .

Have you ever lost something valuable to you? >> Many times.

What or who has impacted your life the most? .

Would you say you are toxic in any way? >> I wouldn't say that.

What’s one of your favorite memories from the past year? .

How often do you use a straw? >> Rarely.

What’s your current favorite song? >> Equus by Ne Obliviscaris.

Would you rather spend a week in Belgium, or a whole month in Mexico? >> A whole month in Mexico, easy. I been wantin to go there. Belgium does not sound anywhere near as interesting.

Do you know anyone who lies to make themselves look more interesting? >> I don't think so, but if they do, I don't really care lmao. I'm tired of self-deprecation, big yourself up all you want. Unless you're a white man, in which case you could probably stand to big yourself up a little less.

Do you like to sing? >> I love to sing.

How old were you in 1994? >> 6/7 (six sevennnnn)

Do you ever go on Reddit? If so, what are some of your favorite subreddits? >> I catch up on my subs every day. I really enjoy Reddit, despite the fact that some of the most annoying people in the world like to yap on there. I don't really have favourite subreddits, but I do enjoy looking at some of the wild shit that can happen to people on r/MedicalGore.

What’s the nearest large city, and how far away is it from where you live? >> Chicago and Detroit are about equidistant from me. It's like a 3-4 hour drive to get to either one.

Were you ever a flower girl or ring bearer in anyone’s wedding when you were little? .

Have you ever had an ear infection? . Do you own or rent your home? >> Rent.

Have you ever eaten at an organic farm-to-table restaurant? >> Oh my god one of the best restaurants I've been to is one of these. I want to go back there so bad. I do always think of that Portlandia sketch whenever I think of farm-to-table restaurants, though... that one where they're so obsessed with knowing every little detail about the food that they straight up go to the farm itself. It's way funnier than I'm describing it, lol, but I haven't seen it in a while so I forget the details.

Are you a friendly person? >> I don't really think of myself this way. I do know that I can be quite personable and I'm pretty good with small talk and casual interactions, but "friendly" feels like a stretch.

Are your parents in good health? .

Have you picked up any new hobbies in the past year? >> I have not. I would like to, but nothing feels as interesting and consistently engaging to me as my only hobby (video games) does. I am never excited to do anything else the way I'm excited to play video games. Other activities can be a fun diversion sometimes but I lose interest pretty quickly once the novelty of doing something new wears off.

If you have a significant other, how old were you when you first met them? .

How old were they? . Do you take these surveys on your phone, or on a computer? >> Computer.

Is English your first language? If not, was it hard to learn? >> It is.

You get a free renovation of one room in your house - which room do you choose, and what do you have done to it? >> What this house needs more than anything is a bigger bathroom and that's an extremely difficult reno to do, so. Mostly this old ass house just needs some updating (new windows, especially, and also doors, and the plumbing is a lil weird, etc).

Have you ever worn a costume for any reason other than Halloween? >> I've never even worn a Halloween costume. How often do you run your dishwasher? .

Have you ever been a caregiver to a sick/disabled relative? . Is there anything you’re a snob about? >> There is, but I always forget what whenever I'm asked. I'm pretty bougie about food.

6) What is a bad habit of yours you’re not really trying to break? . 7) Do you like watching documentaries? What are some good ones you’ve seen?  >> Sure, but I don't watch them often. I like cult ones a lot, for example Wild Wild Country was interesting. That sketch comedy show Documentary Now! also did a great parody of it, lol.

8) How far ahead in the future do you plan or imagine how your life would be? >> I don't plan my life like that. It doesn't make any sense for me to do so. 9) What did you spend the first money you’ve ever earned on? . 10) What is the worst thing you’ve done to someone (even if it’s something from when you were younger) and why? >> Uh...yeah, I have no idea.

11) What do you think of long distance relationships? Have you ever been in one? >> I think they're fine and I have been in them. 12) What is your opinion on marriages and weddings? >> I don't like the fact that many people are socially and legally pressured into marriage. I don't like that shit at all. I think divorce shouldn't be so fucking difficult and expensive and (in some cases) socially-damning. I think everyone who wants to marry should be able to and everyone who doesn't want to marry shouldn't have to. Weddings can be fun if they're truly representative of the tastes of the people getting married; I think it's cool when people have unique and highly personalised weddings (speaking as someone who did as well). Ultimately the amatonormativity (and sometimes heteronormativity) of it all is what is off-putting to me.

13) What’s something you only recently learned how to do? >> Oh my god so I've been playing Diablo III for a decade now but it was only a couple of weeks ago when I realised you could assign multiple abilities from one "section" to your hotbar. Like I thought you were restricted to one ability from each cluster of abilities. FOR TEN YEARS

14) How would you describe your current lifestyle vs. your ideal lifestyle? >> My current lifestyle is lacking in ideal location (city-wise and house-wise) and financial solvency.

How about an amusement park?: >> Last year (Cedar Point).

Did you/will you take part in your city’s Pride parade this year?: >> This city doesn't have a parade, just a festival type deal with vendors and drag shows and whatnot. I will be attending, though.

If not, why not?: .

Ladies: Would you ever consider proposing? If not, why not?: .

Gentlemen: How would you feel, if you were proposed to?: .

Have you ever played the original Mass Effect trilogy?: >> Saw this question when browsing for surveys and got so hype, lmao. I have played it several times, both the OG and the Legendary edition. It remains one of my faves of all time. If so, which Shepard and who do you like romancing the best?:  >> I play mShep because that's just who my Shepard is (he's basically the only masc player character I have, at this point). I use poly + genderlock-remover mods obviously so I romance everyone but I think I enjoy Tali's romance the most. Thane's is second. Kaidan's is pretty good too.

Let’s say there’s a person in need. They need money which they can’t make. Would you be more likely to help them out, if a celebrity asked you to?: >> lmao pls

When you go to a restaurant, do you have a go-to dish?: >> I go to a variety of restaurants with different cuisines so there's no way I can have a single go-to dish. I did notice today that no matter where you go, a seaweed salad tastes exactly the same, which makes it an ideal samefood. 

Or do you always try out something new?: >> I do often, because of the above but also because I love to try new foods. Would you rather live next to a kindergarten or an old folks’ home?: >> An old folks' home because it's likely to be quieter.

What was the last game that you played?: >> Fallout 4. I was going to start Cult of the Lamb today too but I didn't have time. I'm looking forward to doing that tomorrow. What do you know about Finland?:  >> Like, nothing. Where was the postcard from that travelled the longest way to you?: . Have you ever made jewelry?: . Have you ever upcycled anything? If so, what?: . Which app do you use the most on your phone?:  >> Probably Musicolet, or Google Books.

Did you learn to play an instrument as a kid? If so, which one?:  .

What is the best part of your most ordinary day?:  >> Playing video games.

If you learned that you suddenly needed an aid of some sort to do something that you normally don’t need (glasses, hearing aid, etc.), would you comply or would you put it off until there was no choice anymore?:  >> I'd get it as soon as I could. I don't enjoy suffering or inconveniencing myself for no ass reason. Do you enjoy being on your own?:  >> I sure do. Or are you happier when there’s a crowd around you?: .

Have you ever been to a zoo? If so, which one(s)?: >> I've been to several zoos, but don't ask me to name them all because I can barely remember which ones.

How about petting zoos?: >> I've been to several places that had petting zoos. I had no idea that Cedar Point had one and that was a really fun surprise.

Have you thrown your “winter coat” off yet?: >> I don't have a winter coat but I have plenty of winter clothes and I have indeed symbolically put those away for the season. It took damn near to the end of May for the weather to finally stabilise, though. Hate it here.

Do you ever look up what foreign idioms mean?: >> I mean, I would if I was curious.

What’s the strangest saying you’ve come across?:  .

What’s a First World problem that you have?: . Do you use food products that are advertised as more healthy?:  >> I don't trust advertisements, lmao. I eat things that I like and that feel good to eat.

Does it matter to you if the produce you use is organic?:  >> It doesn't.

If so, why?: .

What has been the worst sort of physical pain that you have felt?:  >> Probably menstrual cramps. Are your pains generally more acute or chronic?:  >> Acute.

Do you collect anything?:  >> I don't.

If you could be doing absolutely anything right now, what would it be?:  >> I'm good.

Do you read any web comics?:  >> I don't. Which social media platform do you use the most, if any?:  >> Tumblr. I've also been using (as in, interacting on, as opposed to just reading like I used to) Reddit more than usual lately.

Have you ever made a parody version of a popular song?: >> I have not.

What is your favorite snack to eat with a hot beverage? .

Is there any advice you have been given, that sticks in your mind? .

What’s the nicest advice you have ever been given about love/relationships? .

Do you own any adult coloring books? What kind(s) do you like? >> I have a few lying around. They're okay but I feel like I still haven't found one I really like.

When was the last time you got some new headphones? >> I had to get a replacement pair -- well, technically, I only needed a replacement for the charging case, but I realised that it would be only $25 more to just get a whole new set of earbuds, and then I'm prepared for when the earbuds themselves eventually crap out. Also, now I can switch out when the battery dies in one pair, so I am never without a freshly-charged set of earbuds. This is one of the many examples of stuff that happens to me that is bad at first but ends up working out even better than it originally was.

Is there a lamp in your living room? What color is its shade? >> This is my bedroom now, but it is technically the apartment's living room, and there are two lamps in it. They're identical and both have off-white shades.

Do you know anyone whose name starts with the letter X? >> I don't. I used to know someone whose name started and ended with X, though. Because his name was X. Have you eaten any rice or pasta today? >> I had rice in my bibimbap. Oh, and I had one of those tuna snack pouches as part of my breakfast and that had rice in it. Name a food that you dislike the texture of. >> Bananas. Which of your friends do you confide in the most? . Have you ever fallen out of love with someone? If so, why do you think that happened? .

If you have pets, do you talk to them? . Are there any TV shows that you strongly dislike, but others seem to love? >> Strongly? I don't think so. My dislike for shows is usually on the mild side.

Is there anything you haven’t done lately, that you’d like to do soon? .

Do you own any T-shirts with brand logos on them? >> I have a t-shirt from Port Orleans at Disney.

Have you experienced any kind of food cravings lately? >> Probably, but that's such an unremarkable occurrence that I usually don't remember. Have you watched or read the news today? >> I don't do that.

Do you know how to change the oil in your car?: . Have you taken your shower yet?: >> I shower in the evening.  

Do you like Tootsie Rolls?: >> I don't.

Do you have a printer? What kind?: >> We do. It's an Epson.

Are you seeing anybody currently?: .

Do you or have you ever smoked cigarettes?: >> I used to smoke fairly regularly.

Do you like it when it snows?: >> For about five minutes.

Are your ears pierced?: >> They are.

Where do you do most of your shopping?: >> ALDI, Meijer, and Daily Deals.

Who do you live with?: >> Sparrow and their cat.

What is your most expensive bill?: >> Rent is the obvious one but as far as utilities are concerned, it's the natural gas bill, easy. This house is poorly insulated, the windows are crazy drafty, and it's cold here for like 8 months out of the year. Just keeping the thermostat at 64F -- sixty-four -- is around $300 in midwinter. 

Do you have a big yard?: >> I have a small yard.

Do you live in the country or the city?: >> The city.

Do you sleep alone or with someone every night?: >> I sleep alone.

Did you have a treehouse as a child?: >> I did not.

At what age did you obtain your driver license?: .

Do you look in the newspaper for coupons?: >> Is that even still a thing? 

Did you get a big tax refund from last year?: >> Sparrow gets a relatively big one every year. It's how we survive the winter *points up to the expensive-bill question*

Do you like Slim Jim’s?: >> I don't.

Is there someone you would love to punch right now?: . 

Did you grow up fast?: >> I don't think so? Not entirely sure what this really means. I grew up at the only rate I could.  What are you favorite kind of chips?: >> Zapp's Voodoo chips for snacking, and Meijer brand salt and pepper chips for eating with sandwiches.

Have you taken any medicine recently? For what?: >> I take Wellbutrin every day. If my sleep doesn't even out at least halfway by tonight, though, I'm skipping tomorrow's dose. The last thing I want is to be dead tired on my own birthday.

What have you eaten today?: >> Multigrain toast with roasted garlic hummus, a Babybel cheese, and cheese tortellini with marinara sauce.

Did you or are you going to wash your hair today?: >> Probably not. I've been washing it too frequently as it is, and that's probably not helping whatever's going on with my scalp.

Does the water in your shower take a long time to get warm?: >> Not in the shower, but in the sink, yeah. And the kitchen sink takes like 2 minutes.

Where did you go today?: >> Just for a walk.

Are you sleepy right now?: >> Not sleepy, just weary.

What color is your mousepad?: >> It's an artwork, so it has a bunch of different colours. Should you be doing something else at the moment?: . Do you like your neighbors?: .

Do you have bedroom shoes?: >> I have slippers but I prefer to be barefoot.

Do you get your eyebrows waxed?: . 

Has anyone given you flowers recently?: .

Do you work Monday thru Friday?: . Is there anything you are looking forward to tomorrow?: .

How many miles does your car have on it?: . Is your alarm clock set to radio or beep?: . Do you like to go fishing?: .

Has anyone you know been arrested recently?: .

Do you have more than 1 email address?: >> I have three.

Do you think you will have the same job 2 years from now?: .

Do you have central heating and air?: >> I do.

Do you speed while driving?: .

Is there someplace you would rather be right now?: .

Did you build the computer you are using?: >> I didn't. I built Sparrow's and I regret that my first build experience was for someone else. It is a good build, though.

Do you have good computer speakers?: >> My laptop has fine speakers, I guess. I'm not even sure where the integrated speakers are on my desktop (back of the monitor...?) because I always use headphones or a Bluetooth speaker.

Are you waiting on anything at the moment?: >> I'm waiting for my replacement earbuds to arrive.

Where is your favorite person?: .

Do you keep track of your debit purchases?: >> I use online banking, if that's what you mean. Do you ever shop at Harris Teeter? >> I don't, because those don't exist here. But I have in the past. Do you like to burn incense?: >> I love to. I'm constantly running out of it because I burn it so much.

Are there any plants in your house?: >> There are several.