MACINLY

got the munchies like

both of my legs are asleep

Draw dicks on them

I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes 

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

Gollum wasn’t driven insane by the ring, he only ate fish for 500 years and had mercury poisoning as well as serious vitamin D deficiency

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

Here’s your reminder to feel the rain on your skin. No one else can feel it for you, only you can let it in.

*psychoanalyses myself in the shower*

Tales From Earthsea 2006

okay but wasn’t that basically the greek pantheon???

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks