from a dyke plssss write more dykebreaking for pride month you’re the hottest man on the internet i love your writing (for the record im bi, lesbians pls don’t kill me with knives)
[LMAO, tyty, for voting me the internet's hottest man 2026 (the disclaimer made me giggle)]
C/W: Dykebreaking, Rimming
Honestly, I think if you licked my ass you'd actually enjoy it. No, I'm not crazy, dude, hear me out. Dykes like eating pussy, right? It's kind of the same thing, right? Hey, don't look at me like that. That's just what they say. Look, you won't even have to touch my cock at all. You've never been with a man before, have you? This could be your chance! You're curious. I know you are.
That's a good girl. Look, I promise you'll enjoy this. Just... start off small. Work your way to it. You can start on my taint... yeah, just ignore my balls. That's a good girl. Fuck... just like that. You're doing a really good job, huh? Use that tongue a little more. That's a good girl.
I know you're dancing around but... you'll have to taste it one day, right? Go on. Here, let me... help you. Shit, you have such soft hair. Let me just... help you out— oh fuck... you have such a nice, wet tongue. That's a good girl. Don't even think about it. Just lick away. Oh fuck... Fuck. Fuck. Use that tongue like a good fucking girl. You've used it to eat so much cunt before, haven't you? I can tell. You're doing such a good job.
Shit... I can't help but... fuck, you look some kind of way with my balls resting on your face like that. Can you smell them? Fuck. Fuuuck, you're digging deeper? Holy shit. Holy fuck, you depraved little dyke bitch. Oh my god, I need to jerk off. Just tongue fucking asshole while I jerk off, bitch. Keep on going. Fuck yes, you worthless little asslicker. I wanna see your ass jiggling while you tongue my ass. Can you do that for me?
Shit, shit, shit, you're like fucking porn for a man now. Suffocating yourself in my fucking ass while I get off to you. How does that make you feel? I bet you're so fucking wet right now, huh?
Fuck... Fuck, maybe I'll have to show you what the real thing is like now, huh? Instead of those plastic strap-ons you use.


















