Machiaveli

Please unmute

judgement by the council

this dog thinks he’s facing Cerberus

@tumblesheeb

Spinning to make yourself dizzy as a kid is the real gateway drug

So it turns out that he’s lived seven minutes away from my house in the states for the past six years

I’d like to give a very big fuck you to anyone who talks badly about janitors, trashmen, maids, house cleaners,ect.

we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

Uncle Gordon

Gordon is precious and I love him.

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

uranus sounds like “your anus”. haha sorry guys, pretty extreme science jokes for you all, you might not get it if you dont study astrophysics

#a summary of the big bang theory