i like steak

i feel like tanith and valkyrie are equally muscular but valkyrie holds a lot of it in her arms (punching, fighting, strength to withhold lightning) whereas taniths is in her legs (needs strong legs to run up walls and withstand weird gravity positions, fights with a sword so less punching) if you get me

It is absolutely for the best that the people Skulduggery said he would watch over caged Darquesse forever to were a bunch of people who hadn't gone outside in like thirty years and had no idea what the dynamic was like, because if he had said that in front of GHASTLY, he would've instantly known who Darquesse was.

krem possibly the only convincingly competent person in the inquisition

every time you ask krem what the chargers can do for the inquisition he has a well thought out and up to date proposal in mind to address what he’s independently noticed the inquisition needs to watch out for, including in some cases basically handling whole main quests that you didn’t do. like will literally hunt down and kill the boss from champions of the just if you didn’t take that route. meanwhile if i look away from my advisors for five seconds they’ll kill my entire clan by accident

so. who’s gonna do it. who’s gonna be the first to write the fic with bob and yelena crawling around in the vents and alexei eating pop tarts and walker and ava fighting about what they’re watching for movie night

A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.