Just Fuck Me Up

if someone tried to assassinate me that would make me feel so important and valued and beloved

U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.

need this so bad

“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

What?

Me @spyderinej

You know originally democracy had this feature where if the government stopped representing the people we'd all get together and kill everyone in charge

im trying to be positive in general but man

i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna have to drop out

never mind everything sucks essay writing is horrible i have no clue what im doing im gonna drop out and become a street performer

NEVER MIND IM THE KING OF ACADEMIA IM GONNA GET 100% IM GONNA FINISH ON TIME AND HAVE A WELL STRUCTURED ARGUMENT AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME

never mind.

I CANT GET OVER THE LECTURES MY HISTORY PROFESSOR RECORDED FOR US, HIS DAUGHTER KEEPS WALKING IN ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY & ADORABLE???

reblog if you appreciate fairy barbie 👊😔

My sister just said Tom Nook trying to get KK Slider to come to the island is the same as Jay Gatsby holding elaborate parties to try and get Daisy to come and honestly I’ll never recover from that statement